Things We Hear While On Hold

[Mirah]

"We have body parts"

 

[CaptainWacky]

"GET OUT OF MY GARDEN YOU PERVERT!"

 

[Mirah]

^Why do I believe you?

I have been listening to piano music now for I think 2 minutes, but maybe it has been 12 minutes! I DON'T KNOW!

 

[Dr Dave]

Sometimes places just put a radio station on as their hold music.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's officer level thinking.

 

[Dr Dave]

Indeed it is.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HOLD ME!