Think of a good reason / condition why your nice middle class child is badly behaved

[headvoid]

He was burned by citric acid from a fresh orange as a child and is pschologically disturbed by the colour orange. We never take him to Holland

 

[Kerb Crawler]

TWO-FACE

 

[curiousa2z]

^um is that an editorial cos it kinda harshed my mellow and now I cant give a good reason why my kid is so ill-behaved.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Heh. No, it was the first thing I thought of when I read headvoid's statement.

I have no excuse as to why I'm a badly behaved middle class child outside of my upbringing and exposure to life.

 

[Cassie]

He was mentally scarred by endless hours left watching the Telly Tubbies. We can never take him to Chuck E Cheese as the sight of the ball pit sends him into a rage.

 

[CaptainWacky]

His cat was run over by a train. He throws babies in front of trains to "ease the pain".

 

[curiousa2z]

he's a white middle-class Canadian, and had to watch those Who's Who in the Hinterland shorts funded by the National Film Board as a child!!!

 

[Maylie]

He never received the pony he wanted...