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Archibald Nixon

Archibald Nixon

anti-life coach
...at least for the past few months. Don't get me wrong: I'm pleased this long-neglected & underutilized part of TK has finally hit its stride --I simply haven't kept up with the drama & pseudo-drama: who met up; who fucked; who had a falling out; who discovered someone was an asshole IRL; who got beat up...etc etc. If you can't be arsed, one or two pertinent links would suffice nicely.

Only you Badlanders can decide if it merits a Conchaga-esque /b/-speak version.
 
It's like a day time Soap Opera. A lot seems to happen every episode, but you can summarize an entire season within a paragraph or two.
 
LC has had sex with Pickle, Dr Dave, and (I'm guessing) Dual. Kitty won't sleep with anyone because she's one incredibly stuck up bitch. J&L Massacres is probably banging kitty, but we'll never know, becuase he's too busy being Marquis de Sade. Classichummus, in a surpise move, showed that even rookies can play the game by exposing J&L as the regular nerdy guy we all knew he was. Dirk Funk is still trying to break into the pack. Illyana, yub, and Loktar are the real sluts around here. I'm just getting done with my fourth ban from this board. Finally, falconarg and Aquehonga like taking it in the ass, 'cause they're totally major flaming faggots. Anything I missed?
 
That should be the tagline for this forum, the pogues line is too high class for us.
 
Wasn't there also some Dual/Pickle kerfuffle? He was about to visit him in RL before I went on vacation and when I came back, they had parted and seemed to be needling each other about something.

PS Buffer delay = Double-karma to Conchaga!
 
Wasn't there also some Dual/Pickle kerfuffle? He was about to visit him in RL before I went on vacation and when I came back, they had parted and seemed to be needling each other about something.

PS Buffer delay = Double-karma to Conchaga!
 
Archibald Nixon said:
Wasn't there also some Dual/Pickle kerfuffle? He was about to visit him in RL before I went on vacation and when I came back, they had parted and seemed to be needling each other about something.

PS Buffer delay = Double-karma to Conchaga!
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We got drunk and Pickle rather insistently tried to fondle me, and wouldn't stop, so I got the fuck out of dodge, driving drunk in the process and stranding him in Vancouver, Washington. Later on he hijacked my account, and we've been at war ever since. ;)
 
Dual said:
We got drunk and Pickle rather insistently tried to fondle me, and wouldn't stop, so I got the fuck out of dodge, driving drunk in the process and stranding him in Vancouver, Washington. Later on he hijacked my account, and we've been at war ever since. ;)
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Archibald Nixon said:
^If it ain't true, it oughtta be.
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Oh yeah it's true: expcept the part where he's a paranoid head case and had taken off long after I'd sobered up and quit "fondling" him.

I'm pretty sure the REAL reason he took off is because I talked some shit to that little slut he was banging at the time, and he had to run off to comfort her then catch a few STDs before coming to his senses and finally dumping her.
 
The Dork Lord said:
Oh yeah it's true: expcept the part where he's a paranoid head case and had taken off long after I'd sobered up and quit "fondling" him.
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Uh, no. That's a lie. I went out to my car directly from you making your advances, you followed me, and I left immediately after. Like half an hour had expired, and I would've left faster if you hadn't followed me, or if I hadn't had to haphazardly pack my stuff (remember how I left my shoe and phone charger, amongst other items). As long as I was in the room with you, you wouldn't stop; don't lie about timeframes, Jeffy.
 
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