This Girl

[I Love Cunt]

Seriously
WTF
She cannot tell the truth to save her life!

She brings this guy into the shop and she's all, "Hey Mirah remember that time Tony bought us all presents and blah blah blah....."

What?! NO!

And then she says something like, "Yeah Tony had us putting those cars together last week because the guys were so busy"

WHAT?

I just looked at her and said, "I don't remember that"

I mean who the fuck does she have to impress?

Oh and then, she does it when there is even no one around. Its just her and I and she makes up some lie.

What the fuck kind of world do these people live in anyway?

So, I'm going to go walk my pet ducks now, and then see Tommy Lee Jones or something /White Trash Baby

 

[Cassie]

I used to know a person who lied all the time, about the weirdest things sometimes, things that didn't even matter.

 

[I Love Cunt]

I used to know a person who lied all the time, about the weirdest things sometimes, things that didn't even matter.

Yes, that is what I am talking about! I don't get it.

 

['Gear]

My wife lies to me all the time. I hope she never stops.

The truth is overrated.

 

[Loktar]

I wish people would lie to me. Truth hurts. It's why I lie to myself all the time.

 

['Gear]

Exactly. I don't know exactly why my wife chose me to lie to for life, but I sure appreciate it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe she's the female Johnny Nose.

 

[I Love Cunt]

I used to know a person who lied all the time, about the weirdest things sometimes, things that didn't even matter.

Like that one time you me and CaptainWacky were sitting around the fire place and his marshmallow dropped into the fire.

 

['Gear]

My aunt used to own an egg farm.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I like to lie on top of someone.

I also like it when they lie on top of me.