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This intolerance is sickening

Jesus Built My Hotrod : Ministry

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry lee lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

Ding dang a dong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why why why baby
If its so evil then?
Give me my time, with all my power
Give it to me all again (wow)
Ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong
Every where I go

Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a trailer park
And hold my world around
Why why why why?

Ding ding donga dong dong ding dong
Dingy dingy son of a gun
Half my time I tell you baby
Never am I all for sure
Why why why why why baby
Sicky sicky from within
Everytime I stick my finger on in ya
Youre a wild wild little town bitch
Now how bout ding a dang dong dong dong ling long
Dingy a dingy dong a down

Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a trailer park
And hold my world around
Why why why why?

In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong
A sticky sticky son of a gun
Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong
Why why never know
Why why wack a dong a dang ding dong
Then you take it on the bill
Ding dang dong dont dong
Whoa!

I wanna love ya!

Why why why, why why darling
Do you do you tell me to play?
Half the time I talk about it all now baby
You know what Im talkin about I said
Why why why itll
Ticky ticky ticky ticky
Son of a gun
Ding ding dong a bong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun

Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong
Binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong

Bing bing bang a bong bong bing bing binga binga banga bong
Bing bing bang a bang bang bing bong

Aarrrhhhh...

Ding dang a dang bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why
Itll ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky
Dawn of a gun
Bing bing bang a bong a bong bing bang a
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Bing bip bip a bop bop boom bam
Ticky ticky through the day

If you got a doubt bout baby
The memory is on the bed
Why why why why why
Darlin uh it dont know
When my time is on
Might tell me never do it on his own
If my time was all as is yours
Make me burn a wish
When my time with you is brutish
No Ill never not ever

Why why why why why why baby heavy hell
Alone and its here its this thunder
The thunder oh thunder
Oh!

Jesus built my car
Its a love affair
Mainly jesus and my hot rod

Yeah, fuck it!
 
Sarek said:
I heard rumors he may have also been gay. He and John were pretty tight.
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Gay? But I can't learn about Jesus if Jesus was gay! That would go against his teachings, and if there's one thing I cannot stand, it's hypocrisy!
 
Zodiac said:
Gay? But I can't learn about Jesus if Jesus was gay! That would go against his teachings, and if there's one thing I cannot stand, it's hypocrisy!
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Eh. My only pet peeve is soggy cereal. I hate soggy cereal.
 
It really depends what kind. Corn Flakes don't stand a chance, but you still don't want Rice Krispies too dry. It's hard to find a balance.

Sometimes you just want breakfast, and not have to play the chemist.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if a few of the apostles were gay. After all, they were pissed that Jesus kissed Mary Magdalen more then them.
 
So people, do you see how quickly the good reverend evaporated without negative reinforcement to sustain him?
 
Zodiac said:
It really depends what kind. Corn Flakes don't stand a chance, but you still don't want Rice Krispies too dry. It's hard to find a balance.

Sometimes you just want breakfast, and not have to play the chemist.
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Froot Loops dude. Can't go wrong.
 
bad dog said:
I know a roofer named Jesus, but he drives a low rider pickup.
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Chances are if it's Southern California, his name isn't even Jesus. Probably Gomez or Juan.
 
I know it was tough enough growing up in my family with my brother, who was captain of the football team, but can you imagine growing up in a family with Jesus as a sibling?

Your parents would always be all: "WHY CANT YOU BE MORE LIKE YOUR BROTHER?"

You'd say "Because he's the MESSIAH!"
 
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