This is not how I save face :(

[Daystrom]

I contacted my precious schnitzelhausen by PM few days ago and she responded by wiping her ass on me by email then blocked me both instant and private messaging her in the future and now I can think of nothing else to do but wear the pain on my sleeve for all to laugh at. She told me from the start I couldn't trust her not to meet with another man she met online and when I told her how I felt about that she laughed at me and did worse than tell me she didn't care how I felt about it, she told me to do everything but kiss her ass.

Not that I blame her of course, I blame myself for not paying attention to a message just for me The Magic 8 ball sent back in '78:

"The Scorpion Tells No Lies".

 

[CaptainWacky]

Now you're free to hook up with someone better.

 

[whisky]

Which by the sounds of it, would be pretty much anyone else.

 

[Cassie]

The same one whose birthday you forgot?

 

[Daystrom]

No one else for me Whisky.

 

[Claude Ballsack]

I told you that you couldn't trust T'Bonz

 

[CaptainWacky]

This woman will probably end up kicked in the face by a future beau.

 

[Daystrom]

Yes Wacky, of course.

 

[Claude Ballsack]

And there are plenty of other fish in the sea.

If you don't mind the smell of fish.

 

[whisky]

Theres someone for everyone Day

 

[Mrs Nomanners]

I told you that you couldn't trust T'Bonz

That calls for a golden cookie! Simple and elegant, yet highly efficient. First-class trolling!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The last Golden Cookie was eaten in 2004.