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This is NOT the Real Starguard

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
When Starguard typed in his last post, I looked over his shoulder and got his password. Now that he is upstairs in the bathroom with all of his playboy books thinking no one knows what he is in there doing, I (his arch enemy, The Anti Starguard) decided to start a thread about him. So before he gets back and reads this, I want you all to understand something about him:

You all do know that he is retarded right?

The man has the I.Q of a flea with Brain Damage. I tell ya, I've watered Plants that had more sense than he has

He makes alot of his posts with pictures because he didnt actually learn to read until he was 27.

Despite this fact, he really is special though, Jerry Lewis once held a telethon especially for him

So... before he get back with all of his playbooks with the pages stuck together, I want you all to eleborate on his behavior and tell us what you think of him.

.. signed The Anti Starguard :)
 
Oh My God.. I have an enemy spy in my own house :shock:

See.. this is why you should never take in strays. I leave my computer and go to the bathroom for ONE MINUTE.. and look what they do.


Madness I tell you.... Sheer Madness!
 
This is the only tool I could find :D
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