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Ishcabittle

Ishcabittle

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PROJECT FUCKING RUNWAY!!!!!!!

IS THE SEASON TOPPERS!!!!!


WILL IT BE FOUR WINNERS OR FIVE!?!??! ONLY YOU, AND THE CELL PHONE CARRYING MEMBERASS OF THE UNIT.ESIDAATES FOF AMERICA CAN DECIDE FOR $50.00 A TEXT MESSAGE!!!!



I PERSONALLY LIKE ALFRED, HE AWALYS HAD A WAY WITH THE YOUNG WARD.


BUT I BET MICHEAL WINS SECOND. PROVE ME RONG AMSERICA!
 
I don't have a tv OK I LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX OK AND I;M POSTING AT THE PUBIC LIBRARY WHILE I DRY MYSELF OFF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK BUT YOU SHOULDN'T JUDGE ME EVEN THOUGH I PISS IN THE WATER FOUNDTAINS AND OCCASIONALLY VIOLATE A SMALL GRIL IF I CAN GRAB HER FAST ENOUGH BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING IT;S WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIFE OK I LIKE TYO YELL INCOHERENTYL AT AID WORKERS AS THEY GO BY TO HELP THE RICH HOMELESS LIKE STINKING PIG BATS
 
FUCK YOU PROJECT RUNWAY WITH A CLIFFHANGER ENDING LIKE THAT!!! FUCK OFF WITH THE WHOLE PREMISE OF KICKING JEFFERY OFF, FUCK YOU IN THE FUCKING ELBOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT ASS COCK JERKIN' BASTARDSS!!!!!

see you next wednesday.
 
IT IS NOT, I"M DCing DR DAVE UNTIL THE SEASON FINALE IS OVER NEXT WEEK.

Jeffrey will obviously be found innocent, they made a point of showing Tim collect everyone's receipts and those will show what he spent the money on. Laura will spend the next week painted as a bitch, but they were all just on The View and were all friends so the whole thing is empty drama.

Plus the reunion show was taped the day before the runway show and they were OK with each other there too.

Amazingly there has been no leaks as to who won the damn thing. It's been over a month and nobody is even claiming to know who won. I'm happy that is even possible anymore.

After seeing the collections and living with the personalities for so long, I think I'd be happiest if Uli won. The pics of the collections showed no clear frontrunner IMHO, so it'll be up to the taste and moods of the judges.

I WILL MISS THIS SHOW WHEN IT ENDS BECAUSE IT WILL BE MANY MONTHS BEFORE THE NEXT ONE AND THAT SUCKS BUT TOP CHEF WILL BE STARTING UP THE SAME NIGHT SO THERE"S ALWAYS THAT RED HEADED STEPKID TO PLAY WITH WHILE WE WAIT OH BOY OH BOY AR DEE FUCK
 
ME TOO, I WANT TO CURSE AND SMASH THINGS LIKE JEFFREY JUST TO SHOW HOW GRATEFUL I AM FOR ALL THIS BORROWED TIME I'M ON THAT'S SUCH A GIFT EXCEPT IF SOMEONE PISSES ME OFF THEN I CAN BE A TOTAL BASTARD WITHOUT GIVING IT A SECOND THOUGHT D'OH!
 
Eh. Here's the review I posted on the collections at FORT:
I never gave my detailed thoughts on the collections, so...

Jeffrey: Liked the red & black striped dress, slightly reminiscent of Santino's signature dress last year. Liked the white pants & vest combo. The green striped dress was too Wizard of Oz/Chocolate Factory. The same fabric as a jacket was hideous, more barbershop quartet than edgy-chic. The rest of the line looks like it was made specifically for Britney Spears. Grade: C+

Laura: Liked the skimpy black/white number, also the flapper dress. Loved the beaded beige dress. The long gown would have been great if the band at the waist were anything but that ugly mustard gold color. The rest was eh, OK, but not surprising. Grade: B-

Michael: Wow, I can't believe how underwhelmed I am. A garish parade of rejected costumes from Pam Grier movies. Also, did he drink some of Uli's blood while she slept one night? Oy vey, the prints hurt my eyes. Michael Kors was right, stick to sportswear. I think my favorite outfit of his all season was the one he made for himself. Grade: D+

Uli: Loved Nazri in the green gown. Loved the long remake of her blue print outfit from the Final Four challenge. The rest, well, I could talk about things I liked on each but none of them grabbed me as a whole look. The line is still very Miami, except for the more conservative spangly separates, which actually made me yearn to return to Miami. Grade: B-

My winner? Hard to say, none of them took my breath away. Uli and Laura had less clunkers, but I wouldn't put much stock in them becoming the next Big Fashion designer, they won't stretch their imaginations enough to leave their comfort zones. Jeffrey has the imagination, but he "attitudes" half his stuff to death, and too much of it has looked costumey. Michael is just too green, even moreso than Daniel V was last year.

I'd say give it to Uli on the condition that she move to New York and not party, have sex, or tan for a year. She needs another view on life to fuel her design urges. Otherwise, be safe and give it to Laura and hope she gets Joan Collins' number soon.
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Link to photos of the runway collections via Getty Images...not really a spoiler since they showed a lot of the clothes on tonight's show...
 
I could see where they are coming from with that. I agree about Uli trying out something new - but she did grow up in east germany, she's done the harsh winter before.
 
True enough, I posted that before I knew about all that drama.

I can see how she wants to push the life/fun aspect in her work as an affirmation...but the judges can't think about things like that anymore they can about Jeffrey's tragic childhood, Laura's terrible bouts with ennui and Michael's valiant fight with the closet. They can only look at the clothes.
 
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