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This is the lowest point in my life

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
No particular reason.
 
I love You Wacky! Wait, that doesnt' make it lower does it? Cuz if it does I'm really really sorry. But heres a hug for you!
 
Didn't make it lower.
 
ONCE YOU HIT BOTTOM, THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY UP?
 
Not true at all, no.
 
How low can you go?

I---I
 
you could die...
 
Yeah life sucks till you get laid, then you realise life still sucks after you get laid.

But getting laid takes your mind off the sucking.

Sucking also takes your mind off the sucking, if its the right kind of sucking.

Anyway, I recommend booze, and lots of it.
 
A drink never hurt anybody (except alcoholics).
 
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the askkl'; ';lsakmkl;asjfk j;lkj alk dwn
 
Sex n booze only does so much...
 
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