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this is what growing up in the US is all about

And pop quizes and pro football scholarships and making out with the cheerleader and apple pie and in god we trust and shoving a flag up your arse to show how much you love your country
 
I never got make out with a cheerleader.

Actually might be a good thing, since they're all rail thin except for this one one that's 250 pounds who they keep on because she's the only one who knows any of the routines.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
And pop quizes and pro football scholarships and making out with the cheerleader and apple pie and in god we trust and shoving a flag up your arse to show how much you love your country
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Mmmm....sweet sweet warm American crotch apple pie.
 
Also, Jimmy Buffet, minivans, big yellow school buses, being fat, football, basketball, baseball, Blueball PA (yes, it's an actual city), and trips to the Poconos.
 
To be English all you have to do is go

OI OI OI GROUND FORCE IS ON THE TELLY GO GET ME A CUP OF TEA I'M JUST FINISHING THIS STRONGBOW. KICKING IS A FUCKING RULE IN RUGBY AND WE DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS BECAUSE WE WON. IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING HOME, BODGER AND BAGDER, BODGER AND BADGER I'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE LOVE I'M JUST GOING DOWN THE ROAD TO BUY SOME FURNITURE OFF DODGY TERRY IF I'M NOT BACK BEFORE 10' CALL THE PIGS AND TELL THEM I DIDN'T DO IT, OH AND DON'T FORGET TO TAPE CARRY ON CAMPING THATS THE ONE THAT BABS GETS HER BAPS OUT IN. EASY, EASY NO TROUBLE LIDLS HAS GOT A SPECIAL OFFER ON BEANS THIS WEEK I JUST WANT TO COME HOME AND WATCH THAT DOCUMENTARY ON DUST AT 4AM ON BBC 2 AND FALL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH LIKE ANY NORMAL FELLA WOULD DO AWRIGHT?
 
To be Scottish all you have to do is go

OCH AYE LADDIE I WEAR A KILT LOL MY BRAIN HURTS I FEEL PRESSURE ON MY SKULL PRESSING INWARD THE END IS NEAR MY BRAIN IS BEING CRUSH AND WITH IT MY SOUL LOL WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT I DON'T HAVE A SOUL I AM NOTHING I'M NOT A MAN I'M A FUCKING JOKE I'M NOT EVEN AN AM I'M NOT HUMAN THAT'S FOR SURE LOOK AT MY BLANK EXPRESSIONLESS FACE NO DON'T IT'LL JUST DEPRESS YOU LOL I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WHY DON'T I JUST KILL MYSELF FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I FOCUS ON THE PAIN THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL LOL OMG I SUCK I DON'T EXIST LOL HAGGIS.

Works for me anyway.
 
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