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Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Once there was this guy that kept forgetting his wifes anneversary. Year after year he kept forgetting it until she finally grew tired of it. She later told him:
"Look Hubby,tomorrow is our tenth annaverasry, When I wake up in the morning, there had better be something in that driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds. If its not there you can forget about ever coming home"
The next morning when she woke up, she saw that he was already gone for work. She lookind out in the driveway and saw this rather small box sitting out there. Hurridly she ran out in her robe to pick it up thinking it was an even smaller box inside that contained a set of car keys
When she opened it up, instead of it being car keys, it was a very large bathroom scale
Funeral arrangements have been made for next Thursday
"Look Hubby,tomorrow is our tenth annaverasry, When I wake up in the morning, there had better be something in that driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds. If its not there you can forget about ever coming home"
The next morning when she woke up, she saw that he was already gone for work. She lookind out in the driveway and saw this rather small box sitting out there. Hurridly she ran out in her robe to pick it up thinking it was an even smaller box inside that contained a set of car keys
When she opened it up, instead of it being car keys, it was a very large bathroom scale
Funeral arrangements have been made for next Thursday
