This Just In: We Hate Megan Fox

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Fox Slams Wonder Woman Rumours

Actress Megan Fox has laughed off rumours she is to portray comic book heroine Wonder Woman in a movie - vowing never to play such a "lame" character.

Director Joss Whedon is rumoured to be putting together a cast for an upcoming big screen outing for the superhero siren, originally played by Lynda Carter in the 1970s TV show.

Fox is reportedly in the running to play the lead role, but the Transformer star is adamant she will not get involved with the comic book adaptation.

She tells British magazine FHM, "She's lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she's not invisible. I don't get it."

Well, she's right about the invisible plane and not being invisible stuff, but still...

 

[CaptainWacky]

JOLENE BLALOCK FOR WONDER WOMAN!?

 

[curiousa2z]

M.F. is a mean-spirited cow.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Mine Field?

 

[whisky]

So an invisible plane is lame, yet an electrical field that can turn your own mobile phone into a transformer complete with working machine gun is believable?

 

[CaptainWacky]

She probably doesn't think that either.

 

[Cassie]

That bitch! (still think she is HOT)

 

[Dirk Funk]

So an invisible plane is lame, yet an electrical field that can turn your own mobile phone into a transformer complete with working machine gun is believable?

Believable isn't the issue. Lame is. The mobile phone transformer is cool, somebody flying around in an invisible jet while you can still see THEM is just stupid. It's like the invisible man trying to sneak around the mall while wearing a hat.

I mean, come on. REALLY?

 

[Cassie]

Well, they'd probably update the whole invisibility thing, so that she is invisible, IF THEY EVEN USE THE PLANE AT ALL.

 

[The Tomtrek]

SHE'S TOO ORANGE ANYWAY.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cast Jethro and give him an invisible unicycle.

 

[Seph]

or just molest the family pet and burn someone elses house down?

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't think so.

 

[Seph]

U dnt think at all.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd still sleep with her, just to do her a favour.

 

[Seph]

what u mean like punch her in the belly when she is not preggers?

 

[Seph]

u have a kind streak wacky i dont like that about you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If I don't fuck her she'll probably start rubbing her fanny in your face. Do you want that!?

 

[Seph]

Does garry glitter like kids?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Only hot ones.