Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
You know, the first time I saw a Universal remote I thought, "well this changes everything".
I bet the first person to use a shovel found it to be a groundbreaking tool.
Why can't pterodactyls use the bathroom? The P is silent.
"I'm hungry." "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad".
To the person who stole my camoflage wheelchair: You can hide, but you can't run.
Did you hear the police have an APB on a midget psychic ripping people off? It says, "Small Medium at large".
There's a new store that just opened up called Moderation. I hear they have everything in there.
I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
If you're struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don't think it's feline well.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Without geometry life is pointless.
A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"
What's Forest Gump's Facebook password? 1forest1
I gave all my dead batteries away today… Free of charge.
I bet the first person to use a shovel found it to be a groundbreaking tool.
Why can't pterodactyls use the bathroom? The P is silent.
"I'm hungry." "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad".
To the person who stole my camoflage wheelchair: You can hide, but you can't run.
Did you hear the police have an APB on a midget psychic ripping people off? It says, "Small Medium at large".
There's a new store that just opened up called Moderation. I hear they have everything in there.
I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
If you're struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don't think it's feline well.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Without geometry life is pointless.
A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"
What's Forest Gump's Facebook password? 1forest1
I gave all my dead batteries away today… Free of charge.
