This summer's movies: LOADS AND LOADS OF CRAP!

[Big Dick McGee]

It's not like I get out much to the movies these days anyway, but I thought it would be fun to take a look at the dozens and dozens of movies being released this summer. I found 9 I'd pay to see, the rest are either "wait for Netflix" or "no way in hell am I wasting my time on this shitty movie."

The 8 are:

May
Mission: Impossible 3 (I love me some Keri Russell!) 5/5
DaVinci Code 5/19
X-Men 3 5/26

June
Nacho Libre (for Jack Black) 6/16
Superman Returns 6/30

July
My Super Ex-Girlfriend 7/21

August
Talledega Nights (I'll give Will Ferrell one more chance to be funny)
Clerks II: Hardly Clerking

That's pretty pathetic, eh?

 

[Tisiphone]

Out of your 8, I would only pay to see 5. But does seeing x3 twice in a day (yes, I probably will...just like I did with the first two) count twice? LoL.

The problem with all the movies coming out are that a majority of them are remakes. Or, remakes are in post-production. I even heard a rumor that there were talks to remake Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kidd.

Don't they know when to leave perfection the fuck alone???

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I thought Clerks 2 was sub-designated "Passion of the Clerks?"

 

[Henoch]

i will go see X3. The others i can wait to see when available for rent.

 

[Friday]

Clerks a was really good film. And I think what made it good was it didn't have the Hollywood Machine's stamp of approval on it. That's why I think Clerks 2 is gonna suck.

It's the Halloween syndrome, methinks.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Don't they know when to leave perfection the fuck alone???

Sure. I am here aren't I? No other like me exists.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Sure. I am here aren't I? No other like me exists.

And I believe I speak for everyone when I say, "Thank you Jesus!"

The world needs less obese, yellow-toothed retards in the world, not more, Special Ed.

"Duuuuuuhhhhh...bright lights hurt eyes....derrrrrrrr"

 

[Tisiphone]

Heh.

 

[SaintLucifer]

And I believe I speak for everyone when I say, "Thank you Jesus!"

The world needs less obese, yellow-toothed retards in the world, not more, Special Ed.

"Duuuuuuhhhhh...bright lights hurt eyes....derrrrrrrr"

Another desperate individual I hurt so badly he seeks to post pics of strangers in an failed attempt at revenge. Silly little girl. Click below to see me:

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Here I am. View it and weep. Am I not just GORGEOUS?