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Fundamentalism
Leftist Nazi Churchgoer
I can only say... time for 2 animated gifs of Natalie Portman
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
Sorry, I fucked up. 
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
NATALINE TNALTIEALTN LNATIENAITGNI ALNTIEATLN NATALIE
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
Yeah this sounds like a good idea I'll try and do it.
EDIT: OH SHIT
EDIT: OH SHIT
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Today Big Brother 5 contestant and glamour model Michelle Bass announces her single Must Be The Music. The song has been playing for the last few weeks in clubs up and down the UK under the title Michelle B and has this week gone straight into the Music Week Commercial Pop Chart at an amazing number 29.
Michelle has shocked a lot of record label bosses with this dance/house track especially having some of the UK’s most well known DJ’s playing this track at the biggest raves and music festivals including last weekends V Festival. This song has also been played on Choice FM proving that this is a credible track. Michelle is due to follow in the footsteps of many other dance acts and is set to film one of the sauciest videos this country has ever seen.
Michelle says “I have been working extremely hard for the past year and it seems my hard work is starting to pay off. Fingers crossed I can crack the UK charts and I hope all of my fans will support me on this project”
Michelle has shocked a lot of record label bosses with this dance/house track especially having some of the UK’s most well known DJ’s playing this track at the biggest raves and music festivals including last weekends V Festival. This song has also been played on Choice FM proving that this is a credible track. Michelle is due to follow in the footsteps of many other dance acts and is set to film one of the sauciest videos this country has ever seen.
Michelle says “I have been working extremely hard for the past year and it seems my hard work is starting to pay off. Fingers crossed I can crack the UK charts and I hope all of my fans will support me on this project”