This Thread Made For The Purpose Of NOT Going Insane.

[The Question]

We seem to have accrued a surplus of insanity in this forum this morning. Consider this thread a refuge wherein you can feel free to behave maturely and responsibly.

I'm asking each of you, as a personal favor, to keep at least this one thread drama-free.

So Menty, how ya doin' this fine afternoon?

 

[Mentalist]

Oh you know, thinking about getting touched by strangers. Thinking about how wonderful it is that kids are getting touched all over the world by their parents.

Stuff like that!

 

[jack]

He's touching children. Shhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't distract him.

 

[The Question]

*sigh*

 

[Shatna]

I'm beat. I keep waking up fully alert at bizarre hours, like this morning at 4:30.

 

[EnglishRose]

^ Me too - must be something in the air

 

[Mentalist]

Maybe you were touched by a cherub?

 

[EnglishRose]

I was touched by something, I know that

 

[Tyrant]

The Cherub is a nasty little demon.

Wait, is this image appropriate? It does violate the 'no nudity' rule as well as the 'nothing which makes us think about child abuse' rule.

:wtf?:

 

[Mentalist]

Not Shahbaz I hope!

 

[EnglishRose]

^ Sweet jesus, no no no no no

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Stuart]

OMFG what is wrong with that guy?? Did they catch him hiding the food?

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Stuart]

Please don't. I have to watch that when I get home, I can't take it here as well..

 

[Mentalist]

You're English? I didn't know.

 

[Pryce]

Ahhh.... I slept until my normal time of 5:30 am. Lucky me...

Now I didn't say I got up at that time. I just lay and listen to the birds chirping at my feeders for a while. Then usually I peel my body off the sheets sometime after 6:00 when I smell the aroma of coffee drifting up to my room.

 

[Stuart]

You're English? I didn't know.

Manchester, and yes I do think Lisa if fukin mint.

 

[Mentalist]

Ahh, you're a Northern bastard. I'm a Southern Softie from Brighton. And yes, I do think Pete is safe, innit!

 

[Stuart]

OMG PETES PENIS