This would be the best thing ever

[CaptainWacky]

http://valleywag.com/tech/exclusive/natalie-portmans-lifecast-258610.php

 

[Cassie]

"How big of an audience do you think natalie portman lifecasting could attract?"

The answer? I'm sure it could draw a crowd, at least initially.

I'M SURE!

 

[Mentalist]

Natalie Portman is attractive,

No shit.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And yet she's worried about her movie scenes being exploited on the internet?

Has she suddenly decided "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em"?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or the article is total bullshit.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE WHO IS TO BE BELIEVED CHARLATANS AT EVERY TURN WHY GO ON I'M JUST GOING TO SIT HERE AND WATCH MY DVDS AND ORDER PIZZAS UNTIL I DIE

 

[CaptainWacky]

The article, in fact, turned out to be total bullshit.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm still going to give the DVD-Pizza Plan a shot tho.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She was interviewed about it (by me.)

Wacky: HEY NAT LOL WHAT'S THIS I HERE ABOUT YOU BEING FILMED 26 HOURS A DAY BAJOR LOL?

Natalie: Who is this!?

Wacky: Keira Knightley.

Natalie: Oh, hey Keira! Yeah, it's total bullshit. And all the kids who look up to me CAN SUCK MY DICK.