Thisd fucking weather is ridiculous.

[Mentalist]

It's too fucking hot. Do you understand me? TOO FUCKING HOT. Humans cannot exist in this fucking furnace like weather. This is the second heatwave of summer and it has peaked today at 46 degrees.

Everything emanates heat. The air is superheated and feels like a hairdryer turned on max. The power keeps going down and coming back up. There have been fires on Syros and all across the country and people are once again dropping dead as the roads literally melt in Athens.


Lovely.

 

[The Tomtrek]

We've got plenty of rain over here for you to have.

I'll trade it, I'll give you the endless rain, you give me the ability to have a damn shower.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's God's way of telling you to burn less Catholics.

 

[Cassie]

It's a sign of the Apocalypse!

 

[headvoid]

Buster Poindexter is rereleasing his song "feeling hot hot hot" and cashing in on the crisis. what a bastard

 

[Laker_Girl]

I live in the desert so I know how you feel Menty. Not recently as it's been a very mild summer so far but I've been in some crazy wicked heat waves.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEAH, WELL I LIVE IN A VOLCANO...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Wouldn't it be funny if Menty actually lived in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER (Thames)?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No.