CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I think story for the day was better.
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fg
#g
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ggjkg
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TJ CAST
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"You sure you want to wrestle this guy?"
"Fuck man, stop worrying! He's not going to hurt me."
"He paralysed Johnny Acid."
"Johnny Acid landed on his head because he tried to do one of his fucking flip bumps. It wasn't Bruiser McGee's fault. He's probably a pussycat."
But he wasn't. In fact, Bruiser McGee killed his opponent in the middle of the ring that night, to the shock of all the fans. Bruiser McGee then said "I'm sorry" and walked away and was never found by the police.
The moral of the story? Wrestlers are dicks.
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NO THEY AREN't JUST DICKS
)_gg
HOW ABOUT A BOOK CLUB ANALYSIS OF THAT STORY
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BOOK PERSON: WELL, I THINK WRESTLERS ARE DICKS.
ANTOEHR BOOKER PERSON: I THINK THEY WERE COMPLICATED. I MEAN, BRUSIER MCGEE SAID HE WAS SORRY. HE WOUDLN'T HAVE SAID THAT IF HE WAS A DICK.
GIRL BOOK PERSON: I AGREE.
BOOKE PERSON: YOU ONLY AGREE BECAUSE YOU WANT TO GET IN HIS PANTS!
GIRL BOOK PERSON: HEY, I'VE ALREADY BEEN IN HIS PANTS, I DON'T HAVE TO AGREE TO GET BACK!
ANOTHER BOOK PERSON: ORDER! I THINK BRUISER MCGEE DOESN'T MEAN TO KILL BUT HE DOES IT ANYWAY. DOES THAT MAKE HIM A MONSTEr?
BOOKER PERSON: YES IT DOEs.
GIRL BOOK PERSON: I AGREE, ACTUALY
BOOK PERSON: WHAT, YOU WANT TO GET IN MY PANTS NOW, DO YOU?
GIRL BOOKE PERSON: YES.
BOOK PERSON: COOL!
(THEY HAVE SEX THE END.)
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WELL I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT THAT WAS THE BEST BOOK DISCUIONS EVer
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I hate typing "that that"
it looks stupid
that's what it does
that that
GAY
I try to avoid it
BUT SOMETIMES
I get lazy
and can't think of a way to avoid it
so I resort to "that that"
and hate myself for it
such is life
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llol
I try to avoid all stress
I try to avoid the panic associated with trying to avoid stress
I try to avoid having to avoid the panic associated with trying to avoid stress
I try to avoid worry about trying to avoid having to avoid the panic associated with trying to avoid stress
...and so on
so I just feel sick
but then I manage to empty my head
and feel nothing
so that's okay then
NOTHING FOR THE WIN
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jfjkk
jgjjj jj why would anyone want to shoot JFK?
it' sjust stupid
why can't peope just not shoot JFK
is that too much to ask
you have to do everyting your stupid human way
YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO TALK TO EACH OTHER
WE CAN ALL GET WHAT WE WANT
WE JUST HAVE TO TALK
IS THAT SO HARD
TALKING?
I GUESS IT IS
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
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everyone else is lazier than me
with their opinions
opinions are restrictive
real freedom comes with not believing anything
FREEDOM
HAHAHAHAHAH
_______
anyway
_________-
fg
#g
__________--
ggjkg
________________________
TJ CAST
____________
"You sure you want to wrestle this guy?"
"Fuck man, stop worrying! He's not going to hurt me."
"He paralysed Johnny Acid."
"Johnny Acid landed on his head because he tried to do one of his fucking flip bumps. It wasn't Bruiser McGee's fault. He's probably a pussycat."
But he wasn't. In fact, Bruiser McGee killed his opponent in the middle of the ring that night, to the shock of all the fans. Bruiser McGee then said "I'm sorry" and walked away and was never found by the police.
The moral of the story? Wrestlers are dicks.
___________
NO THEY AREN't JUST DICKS
)_gg
HOW ABOUT A BOOK CLUB ANALYSIS OF THAT STORY
_____-
BOOK PERSON: WELL, I THINK WRESTLERS ARE DICKS.
ANTOEHR BOOKER PERSON: I THINK THEY WERE COMPLICATED. I MEAN, BRUSIER MCGEE SAID HE WAS SORRY. HE WOUDLN'T HAVE SAID THAT IF HE WAS A DICK.
GIRL BOOK PERSON: I AGREE.
BOOKE PERSON: YOU ONLY AGREE BECAUSE YOU WANT TO GET IN HIS PANTS!
GIRL BOOK PERSON: HEY, I'VE ALREADY BEEN IN HIS PANTS, I DON'T HAVE TO AGREE TO GET BACK!
ANOTHER BOOK PERSON: ORDER! I THINK BRUISER MCGEE DOESN'T MEAN TO KILL BUT HE DOES IT ANYWAY. DOES THAT MAKE HIM A MONSTEr?
BOOKER PERSON: YES IT DOEs.
GIRL BOOK PERSON: I AGREE, ACTUALY
BOOK PERSON: WHAT, YOU WANT TO GET IN MY PANTS NOW, DO YOU?
GIRL BOOKE PERSON: YES.
BOOK PERSON: COOL!
(THEY HAVE SEX THE END.)
____--
WELL I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT THAT WAS THE BEST BOOK DISCUIONS EVer
_----
I hate typing "that that"
it looks stupid
that's what it does
that that
GAY
I try to avoid it
BUT SOMETIMES
I get lazy
and can't think of a way to avoid it
so I resort to "that that"
and hate myself for it
such is life
__________--
llol
I try to avoid all stress
I try to avoid the panic associated with trying to avoid stress
I try to avoid having to avoid the panic associated with trying to avoid stress
I try to avoid worry about trying to avoid having to avoid the panic associated with trying to avoid stress
...and so on
so I just feel sick
but then I manage to empty my head
and feel nothing
so that's okay then
NOTHING FOR THE WIN
_______---
jfjkk
jgjjj jj why would anyone want to shoot JFK?
it' sjust stupid
why can't peope just not shoot JFK
is that too much to ask
you have to do everyting your stupid human way
YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO TALK TO EACH OTHER
WE CAN ALL GET WHAT WE WANT
WE JUST HAVE TO TALK
IS THAT SO HARD
TALKING?
I GUESS IT IS
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
_________--
everyone else is lazier than me
with their opinions
opinions are restrictive
real freedom comes with not believing anything
FREEDOM
HAHAHAHAHAH
_______
anyway
