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Thorough analysis of NeonMercuryASH's avatar.

Marquis De Sade

Marquis De Sade

I came for the spankings
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1) The first striking detail in this abysmal picture would be, of course, NeonMercuryASH's teeth. They're ugly, they're cartoonesque, they're non excusable. I am tempted to say that they make NeonMercuryASH look like a character ripped out of a Tim Burton movie (her arch-rival supervillain would be, in that case, an orthodontist), then again she might very well consider the metaphor as a flattery. These abysmal teeth decrease her chances of getting laid by 99%; the one remaining percent being left for the sake of statistical correctness, since there's always a chance that some subhuman desperate for a clitoris would actually pork her (we'll get to that in point 2).


2) LOL VAMPIRE FANGZ. Seriously, Mister, what the fuck were you thinking when you decided to grow your nails and paint them in such a childish fashion ? What are you, twelve year old ? A complete idiot ? A social reject ? Please, let me help you become a human being (my apologies if that might insult you, since you're supposed to be a vampire !).

3) In need of a haircut, ASAP. It is not that I mind long hair, but your lack of hair on the front makes your haircut absolutely embarrassing.

The Haircut​

What is it supposed to connotate ? Breaking away from the herd, living his own "lifestyle", being deep,enigmatic, rebellious, the Baroque, the Victorian aesthetics.

What does it actually mean ? A balding moron who cannot afford a haircut.


4) Sweet merciful Jesus, she's loving it !


5) You mean to tell me that you post on the most obscure dens of unfathomable dorkdom, and you don't have a Plasma/HDTV to watch "Interview With a Vampire" on ? Get a job, Madame et Monsieur. You're healthy (supposedly) middle aged people and are supposed to be at the peak of your careers !

6) Judging by bright sunlight in NeonMercuryASH's room, and the fact that her vampiric companion is wearing a T-shirt, it is safe to assume that the weather is fairly hot in the truck that NeonMercuryASH lives in. Then, why the trench-coat ? Is it supposed to further emphasize on the "lifestyle" identity of socially unorthodox couple ? Have mercy on yourselves; you do note have to wear an embarrassing trench-coat when it's 5934 Celsius out there.
 
I don't want to fuck her, but I like her.

Put up your picture for our critique. I bet, with your scathing comments on others, you are extra special looking.
 
She's right though (as usual) Marky Mark.

Put it the fuck up, or shut it the fuck up.
 
I hate cock(fighting)ing Éloise.

I mean, I love her !

But sometimes, A (gentle)man's gotta do what a (gentle)man's gotta do.
 
Regardless of this thread's premise and reactions, I personally consider message board displays of e-solidarity to be extremely hypocritical and annoying. It's like this part in The Astronaut's Wife where the arms manufacturer's wife gets amazed when Charlize Theron laughs an honest laugh at a social dinner full of hypocrites raining each others with fake compliments.

"Oh what a beautiful dress"
"Oh, you look lovely tonight"

In the same dinner, Charlize was shunned for calling a spade a spade (in her case, honestly declaring that she is a school teacher, which wasn't up to the standards of the chorus of bullshitters).

If rejection and ridicule is the cross an honest individual must bear, then let it be.
 
Hmmm... first of all, criticising another person's appearance is a very predictable and standard troll on this board.

Second, who made you the spouter of truth and honesty? And, what makes your perception either truth or honesty?

Third, just admit you are chicken shit to put your picture up for the same scrutiny you subject others because on the outside of your person you are not good looking.
 
It was not a "troll".

For good or bad, it was a spontaneous reaction after being subjected to NMA's avatar. It was too awkward for it not to have a thread of its own.

Dismissing any opinion about a piece of data that an individual deliberately chose to divulge about him/herself as a "troll" is very illogical, incoherent, and translates a blatant inability to accept a different opinion.

You either think the picture is abysmal, chuckle when looking at it thinking "OH MY FUCKING GAWD THIS IS TOO RETARDED", then, of course, act like the very aforementioned hypocrites, because it is politically incorrect to tell someone they look like a clown (for example).

Or, you actually think that the photo is cute/nice/aesthetically pleasing, in which case I have not seen you point out why the above pic is not as horrible as I am pretending it is, rather all I saw was personal insults directed at me, ironically the very thing you claimed to criticize me for.
 
You all make interesting choices in people to dance for, Marquis.

I've notivced a particular disdain for the more experienced female element.

How's your relationship with your mother, if I may ask?
 
Marquis De Sade said:
It was not a "troll".
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Dear, if it smells like a troll, walks like a troll, looks like a troll, then it is a troll. Denying it, claiming innocence does not change that fact.

For good or bad, it was a spontaneous reaction after being subjected to NMA's avatar. It was too awkward for it not to have a thread of its own.
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You come to this site voluntarily. You were not "subjected" to NMA's avatar. If someone held you down and forced you to look at it, then you should take up that issue with them, mock them, beat them up or whatever it takes to make you feel you've been made whole.

Dismissing any opinion about a piece of data that an individual deliberately chose to divulge about him/herself as a "troll" is very illogical, incoherent, and translates a blatant inability to accept a different opinion.
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You do realize that argument is retarded.

First, why would you consider a voluntarily divulged piece of information from a "troll" as any sort of truth connected to them personally?

Second, I didn't dismiss your opinion, I rejected it. You are certainly entitled to your opinion as I am reading your opinion from where I am in America. It is a self-serving interest for me to defend your right to say what you wish forever because I wish to protect my right to say what I think. I think anyone who makes a personal appearance attack on another person while not putting up their own appearance for scrutiny is a chicken shit mother fucker that needs to keep his/her opinions to him/herself.


You either think the picture is abysmal, chuckle when looking at it thinking "OH MY FUCKING GAWD THIS IS TOO RETARDED", then, of course, act like the very aforementioned hypocrites, because it is politically incorrect to tell someone they look like a clown (for example).

Or, you actually think that the photo is cute/nice/aesthetically pleasing, in which case I have not seen you point out why the above pic is not as horrible as I am pretending it is, rather all I saw was personal insults directed at me, ironically the very thing you claimed to criticize me for.
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I don't think much about the subject avatar at all. I simply recognize NAM and note there is a male present she seems to be enjoying the company of. I don't have to look at it and form a negative or positive opinion. I will and I have engaged NAM based on what she has to write. This is a message board, a place to exchange words about words. I'd look for a date some place other than a troll board.
 
Imperious, choleric, irascible, extreme in everything, with a dissolute imagination the like of which has never been seen, atheistic (and aesthetic) to the point of fanaticism, there you have me in a nutshell.... Kill me again or take me as I am, for I shall not change.
 
My theory: you fear, mistrust, and resent all women with even an iota of authority or influence.

You most likely see women as property, and long for the days when you could club the one you found most attractive on the back of the head, and drag her by the hair back to a cave somewhere...

You are, in short, a repugnant misogynist with a grossly outdated world-view.

Tell me I’m wrong :bigass:
 
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