Those adverts where people dance underwater

[whisky]

There's never a shark when you need one.

 

[headvoid]

I got to my happy place, where they are tangled in large portuguese man of wars. that way, the more dancing the do, the more they get stung.

See? find your happy place for these people Whisky.

 

[whisky]

Manowar is good, Piranahs good too, or maybe its just acid instead of water.

Or combine all three, so they are in acid, getting stung by manowar, and bitten by pirahnahs, both pissed off from being in acid.

 

[Dr Dave]

What is with commercials with people doing things under water, GET OUT OF THE WATER YOU LANDISTS!

 

[curiousa2z]

wot aboout the seamen?

omg did I really write that?!

I wouldnt DARE!

 

[The Dork Lord]

^That's the very reason I didn't join the Navy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Peaches Geldof just died.

 

[Cassie]

The oracle in 300 was teh hotness. (she was underwater)