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Those cereal adverts where the parents hide the cereal from their children

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Or make up stupid excuses like "no, you can't eat this, it has dead babies in it!" Because they don't want to share, or something. Anyway, I fucking hate them.

WHY NOT JUST BUY ANOTHER BOX?
 
THIS ONE'S BROKEN!!
 
Yeah, those ones too. THEY MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE.
 
I apologise on behalf of the entire industry.
 
MORE ADS WITH ANIMALS DOING FUNNY THINGS
 
Donkeys shagging?
 
"If NEW OAT CEREAL can do this to donkeys, imagine what it can do to you, kids!"
 
See this dead rabbit being flung against a wall repeatedly with it's entrails haging out?

That is just the feeling in your mouth of new minty zingy atomic mouthwash!

Hop to it! Buy Atomic Mouth wash
 
I WANT TO DO A POO! I WANT TO DO A POO AT PAUL'S PLACE!
 
That ad works because children say stupid things.
 
Do they talk about where they'd prefer to do a poo?
 
Ask one. Go up to a random child and ask it where it wants to do a poo.
 
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