Threeday thread #1-Kittens

[Dr Dave]

Think of all the neat things kittens represent.

They are cute.

They are fluffy.

In fact they are so cute, if Michelle Trachtenberg held two kittens, the universe would explode. You heard that, it would fucking explode.

Kittens turn into cats, cats are neat. Kittens are neat.

There is a Dairy Queen commercial with kittens in bubbles.

BUBBLE KITTENS?

Yeah, so cute they even go in bubbles.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Without them, YouTube would go under.

 

[Cassie]

MEOW, CHOKE, DEAD

 

[The Tomtrek]

RUN FOR THE HILLS

 

[Dr Dave]

JUST DON'T RUN FOR THE HULLS!

 

[Loktar]

[YOUTUBE]0Bmhjf0rKe8[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Dr Dave]

OHHH A LOKTAR POST WITH A YOUTUBE THREAD.

LETS NOT CLICK ON THAT>

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you think kittens used to be ugly before EVOLUTION?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The Flintstones provides the answers to many questions like that one.

 

[Loktar]

OHHH A LOKTAR POST WITH A YOUTUBE THREAD.

LETS NOT CLICK ON THAT>

ANTI-LOKTARIST!

*shakes fist*

 

[Dr Dave]

Do you think kittens used to be ugly before EVOLUTION?

Kittens have always been cute.

 

[Loktar]

They're especially cute in kitten videos/youtubes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Which came first, the kitten or the human ability to appreciate cuteness?

 

[Dr Dave]

Ah, that would the kitten.

 

['Gear]

Do you think kittens used to be ugly before EVOLUTION?

Which begs the question - What else was happening before evolution?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bananas were unopenable.

 

[Loktar]

Bread was unsliced.

 

[Ilyanna]

Everything was better.

 

[jack]

 

[jack]