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I bet his neighbors look at him strangely as he tries to soak up the rain with tampons.
Nice neighbor: Errr, son that's not what those are for.
Dr Dave: Shut up you old geezer, I'm conducting an experiment.
Nice Neighbor #2: Mildred, you think we should call the police?
Dr Dave: LOOK YOU ASSHOLES I'M DOING IMPORTANT WORK HERE COULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP? *waving the soggy tampons at them*
Dr Dave's mom: WHERE ARE MY TAMPONS?!
Dr Dave: Oh shit!!