Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter have split

[CaptainWacky]

Who gets custody of Johnny Depp?

(JOKE STOLEN FROM SOMEONE ON TWITTER.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Couldn't she just stop being in his movies and get her own career back? I bet that would solve 80% of their problems...

 

[Seph]

Who gets custody of Johnny Depp?

(JOKE STOLEN FROM SOMEONE ON TWITTER.)

I hate that skinny bitch (Johnny Depp)

 

[whisky]

But now he will actually have to think about who he is going to cast as the female lead in his films.

If he stops hiring Johnny too maybe he might make something unique again.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are there any other pale English women with huge tits in their forties? Not for Tim Burton, I just want to look at pictures.

 

[whisky]

I know a few sites where you can see those.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Liz Hurley doesn't turn 50 until June!

 

[CaptainWacky]

VERY SHAGADELIC BABY! (I've never really paid her much attention.)

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

She was in Gossip Girl.