Time to Fess Up

[headvoid]

I am in fact a professional female wrestler with time on my hands.

I am not in fact a slightly balding marketing executive from the UK. All of those pictures of me with cartoon characters are fake.

here is a picture of me

I can also admit the dual Female Wrestler look at my tits was me
Oh how I am laughing at you all now.

Jack, you can stop sending that dual PMs now.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

In that spirit, I shall also confess. I am not that somewhat older, distinguished gentleman in that halloween fascist costume you all saw.

No, I am in fact a middle-aged geek who wears glasses and lives in his mom's basement.

Here is my picture (with apologies for posting a pic):

 

[Blindgroping]

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[Eating_habits]

nobody knows who I am

 

[jack]

See, that's why I want to hunt you down and dress you out like a deer.

Arrogance like a 10 cent hookers perfume. That's how cheap.

 

[headvoid]

Why was my picture deleted?

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

I'm really Mentalist pretending to be what he always dreampt of being - an American.

 

[jack]

I'm an electric sheep trapped within the rem sleep of a robot.

 

[headvoid]

here I am!

 

[dogbert]

I am not a mouse who throws bricks at cats. I swear!

 

[Lilac]

I believe you. You're a sarcastic dog out to conquer the world.

 

[FBI parte due]

I'm not the president of Iran, either.

 

[bad dog]

I am not a dog.

 

[Alex Buchet]

this is me in my sig

 

[Lilac]

I am not a Lilac bush.

 

[Cacophony]

I'm not a loud, discordant noise

 

[The Dork Lord]

I am the one true lord of dorkness.

I have not lied, my children.

 

[Lilac]

^Dork.

 

[The Dork Lord]

dork LORD

 

[Shitty Dual]

I am a monster.