Time to torch the Badlands?

[The Amazing Messenger]

Most definitely! Before there were stickies or any idiots like Dork Lord, there existed only a formless world of pure chaos, twice as bad as the Mine Field and 1000 times worse than the Hell in Event Horizon, but not as bad as Day Care.

Like from the film The Gate, the old gods, the forgotten gods, seek to emerge and return the universe into a state of pure XOXOXO90ocwnciiox!!!

Time to torch the fucker.

 

[Dershocka]

Okay?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Wisdom from the bottom of a colt 45 bottle?

 

[The Amazing Messenger]

Yes. It's called alcohol. Someday, you might try it, but only if you're a good boy.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I was a MARINE, moron. I did more crazy shit when I was drunk then you can ever imagine.

Lo and behold, I grew out of it.

 

[Mommy Bridgette]

I was a MARINE, moron. I did more crazy shit when I was drunk then you can ever imagine.

Lo and behold, I grew out of it.

See...I always knew you were a degenerate and I guess also a baby killer. You're really going to hell, Dork Lord!

 

[Dershocka]

 

[The Amazing Messenger]

I was a MARINE, moron. I did more crazy shit when I was drunk then you can ever imagine.

Lo and behold, I grew out of it.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. THAT'S SOOOO KEEWWWWWWLLLL!!!%#@!! And now, you're spamming as the Dork Lord on the Internet with a snappy Space Ghost villain avatar! Tell me, if I try really hard, can I be like you in my twilight years?

 

[The Dork Lord]

See...I always knew you were a degenerate and I guess also a baby killer. You're really going to hell, Dork Lord!

And to think I defended your freedom to be a clueless welfare mother...

 

[Dershocka]

 

[Mommy Bridgette]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. THAT'S SOOOO KEEWWWWWWLLLL!!!%#@!! And now, you're spamming as the Dork Lord on the Internet with a snappy Space Ghost villain avatar! Tell me, if I try really hard, can I be like you in my twilight years?

Only after having ingested Agent Orange for years while machine gunning fleeing naked women and babies, Messenger.

That's why Dork Lord is a lush and dope head. He keeps having flashbacks of writhing babies he stabbed with his bayonet when he was in the Marines. I guess it's true: guilt is a mother.

 

[Dershocka]

I WONDER WHO MOMMY REALLY IS?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Do I have to say how funny this thread is or how fast it happened?

Keep dancing, Paulie :bigass:

 

[The Amazing Messenger]

Do I have to say how funny this thread is or how fast it happened?

Yeah. I flooded a couple of your threads, then you flooded some of mine all the way to the no-spam fora. I flamed you a few times, then you start a number dedicated to me, including how you would make me my own spam thread.

Keep dancing, Paulie :bigass:

Don't mind if I do!

 

[The Dork Lord]

I didn't merge your threads Paul, I don't have mod powerz anymore

 

[Love Child]

This is all bullshit and non sense. First off-the badlands will not go away and does not need to be torched. If it does, whatever.
Second Mommy Bridgette is a moron.

 

[The Amazing Messenger]

This is all bullshit and non sense. First off-the badlands will not go away and does not need to be torched. If it does, whatever.

Unfortunately, Dork Lord insists on bothering me and making me slam my fist into my monitor. This is my sixth monitor today. I will pursue him to the ends of TK. It pains me that you might be bothered by it, but since that also might bother Dork Lord, and since my rage overcomes any good sense I have, I must continue.

Misery loves company, eh Dorky?

 

[Love Child]

Unfortunately, Dork Lord insists on bothering me and making me slam my fist into my monitor. This is my sixth monitor today. I will pursue him to the ends of TK. It pains me that you might be bothered by it, but since that also might bother Dork Lord, and since my rage overcomes any good sense I have, I must continue.

Misery loves company, eh Dorky?

I would love to spend my time with a miserable fuck right now. The thing is-he is never going to stop and neither will you-it will just be an endless fight.
I am only bothered by the constant discussions of letting this place go to hell.
Just nevermind.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Unfortunately, Dork Lord insists on bothering me and making me slam my fist into my monitor. This is my sixth monitor today. I will pursue him to the ends of TK. It pains me that you might be bothered by it, but since that also might bother Dork Lord, and since my rage overcomes any good sense I have, I must continue.

Misery loves company, eh Dorky?

As my momma used to say when I would come home from the playground all bloodied and bruised, "They only get to you if you let them get to you."

That was so helpful.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Unfortunately, Dork Lord insists on bothering me and making me slam my fist into my monitor. This is my sixth monitor today. I will pursue him to the ends of TK. It pains me that you might be bothered by it, but since that also might bother Dork Lord, and since my rage overcomes any good sense I have, I must continue.

Misery loves company, eh Dorky?

Twat?