Time To Unwind

[Mirah]

*take that drink*
smoke that smoke
sit in te bath
take a dip in the pool
the river the lake
the ocean
the neighbors yard
the hot tub
relax
take a deep breath
take off your clothes
think of nothing else
but
for how
I
can
pleasure
you

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Was going to call today, realized I didn't have your number stored in my cell.

FAIL.

 

[Dark Pickle]

You shoulda asked me, dooder

 

[Dark Pickle]

UMMMM I mean I have no phone numbers.

There is no personal info contained in this thread...

 

[Kerb Crawler]

How do you think my "Is the man of the house in?" line would've gone over on her?

 

[Dark Pickle]

HAHA you never know...TRY IT!

 

[Mirah]

Was going to call today, realized I didn't have your number stored in my cell.

FAIL.

Tell me,
who do you want to talk to?
Mirah, LC or the other one?
Just kidding.
Hi KC!

 

[The Dork Lord]

I always pick the other one...

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Couldn't call on Friday... too busy... and coming down with a head cold. Yes, I am sick in the head.

Oh, don't look so surprised.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Better sick in the head than in other parts, I guess...

 

[Loktar]

Better sick in the head than in other parts, I guess...

Indeed.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Last night I was SICK IN THE BUTT, but hoepfully I'm over that now...

 

[Kitty]

What did you find up there?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Stick in the butt... what?

 

[Conchaga]

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[The Dork Lord]

What did you find up there?

LOKTAR'S HEAD!

OMG PSYCH!

 

[Loktar]

LOKTAR'S HEAD!

OMG PSYCH!

FUCK YOU!

*punches Pickle in his? man-tits*

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Well, it's not my "ovaries" this time...

 

[Loktar]

Well, it's not my "ovaries" this time...

Yeah I know. I gots to change it up and keep things fresh.

 

[The Dork Lord]

That's what makes you so DREAMY LOLOL