Tis to the phone

[Dr Dave]

Do a Christmas rap for us yo.

 

[Tisiphone]

Well I'm sitting here chillin
With a mango ice in my hand
I've got a tramadol on my tongue
And a big dick in my other hand
These girly lips are smacking real nice
And oh I look up
I've got Santa's cum in my eye
His main elf Roy
Is eyeing us by the tree
The red tinsel lights are hanging from his teeth
I've set the house on fire
And as the flames roar out around us
I think to myself
Holy shit, I just fucked Santa

 

[Dr Dave]

Hellz yea! BOYYYYYYYY!

 

[Loktar]

Tizzyphone in da hizzouse, y'all!

 

[Dr Dave]

Yeah Yeah!

 

[CaptainWacky]

that rape had heart

 

[Seph]

got to respect a woman who has santa cum in her eye.

 

[Tisiphone]

It was like snow, really.

 

[Seph]

creamy snow

 

[Tisiphone]

And instead of salty, it had a decidedly sugary taste to it. Made swallowing much, much better also.

 

[Seph]

all them fucking cakes he has no fucking doubt...

 

[Tisiphone]

And believe me, naughty girls LUV sitting on Santa's lap.

 

[Seph]

thats coz he has a present for each and every 1 of you, even the boys, santas not picky hes old and dirty like a shoe from a river.

 

[CaptainWacky]

*rap, not rape

 

[Seph]

*rape rape rape*

ok john leslie we get it

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm sure rapes do have heart though.

 

[Seph]

but to rape a heart u have to take it first. by force.

 

[Tisiphone]

Murder it is!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Seph]

my favorite hobby after guts.

 

[Dr Dave]

Tisi has changed her av...