Tisiphone Advice Thread

[Gonad]

Tisiphone, I am unable to masturbate to orgasm. In fact, I find that while I can get awfully wet thinking and imagining certain things, when I try to masturbate I dry up awfully quickly. What are some effective ways to masturbate?

 

[Gonad]

Tisiphone, I believe that in the future I might end up having sex with a girl. Can you instruct me in the proper techniques for eating pussy and the proper techniques for fingering a girl?

 

[Love Child]

Tisiphone, I want you to answer this.

 

[Tisiphone]

Well, work is not the place for me to get too indepth on this, so I will be more than happy to answer these questions when I get home from work.

Quick question, though...Gonad, do you use toys? Perhaps you are one of those who enjoy watching porn while they masturbate.

 

[Gonad]

I enjoy it when someone else uses toys on ME. Porn has the capability to arouse me, but it is not as effective as my own imagination.

 

[Tisiphone]

You really wanna know the best way to give oral sex to another woman?

LISTEN TO HER!

Trust me, as long as that tongue of yours is making her squirm, the technique doesn't matter. She'll let you know what feels good, what doesn't.

I'm more of a slow tonguer, rather than rapid-fire licker. But it's what works for both of you that matters.

As for the toys...well, try using them yourself on yourself. I can't tell you why you dry up so fast since I've never had that problem in my life.

 

[Gagh]

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