Tiski in the hizzah

[Tisiphone]

Open bars are my friend.

 

[Yub]

I HAZ FEETZ.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The world is my open bar. WHEE!

 

[Tisiphone]

I was on fire last night. EL FUEGO HOT MAMACITA LA PUTA

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Major Strasser: What is your nationality?

Rick Blaine: I'm a drunkard.

Capt. Louis Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

[YOUTUBE]cls4QP9s12s[/YOUTUBE]

 

[curiousa2z]

where's she got her mic?

 

[Tisiphone]

Probably the same place I had a "mike" last night.

OH NO I DIDN'T OH YES I DID

 

[Tisiphone]

I R A HO

 

[CaptainWacky]

What's a hizzah.

 

[FBI parte due]

It's a misspelling of "hizzy."

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ah-h-h.

 

[Cassie]

Tisiphone is either alive and viewing this thread, or passed out at the computer.

 

[Tisiphone]

I am viewing this thread!

 

[Gagh]

Sometimes I want to sit down and speed write a lengthy post without looking up, not once, not even resting to see what I've typed nor even think if there's any narrative to the thoughts I type. Other times, I just want to type a few words, cut and run. I guess it all depends on what mood I'm in - sometimes I just want to ramble over and over about nothing in particulat throwing random shit in the air like "GANDALF IS IN TOWN, WE ARE SO GOING TO PARTY" but then I think how sad rather than random that is, and indeed it makes itself even more of a candidate to post rather than something like "GO GO GADGET FEET!" or "PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE", then for no reason I think of the Russian girls from TaTu all semi-naked and faux-lezzing up, and then I think of nice boobs in general, nice boobs in a pink bra with a metallic thread then I think of Captain Caveman, Burt Reynolds and Yvonna Strahovski all playing Parchesi in a boat, I think of harelips and cleft palettes, Eric Roberts, a Smurf and an Ewok. I tend to think of lots of random shit that can't be safe for most people to think about - or at least not with the added enjoyment of being baked or wasted. Then I think of typing 'over' over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over at great speed because that's what I can do, and the fact that I can touch type is pretty sad when it's all self taught without ever having the need to do it, but there you go, that's why I make so many typos because I type at the speed of light, and am always too fucking lazy to read over that shit over and over and over and over Arctic Monkeys Button Moon Bring it On Glee Club Busted I got 21 seconds to go cos if you let me let me know let me in the studio cos I got 21 seconds to go Sh'moooooooooooooooon mother fucker Julian Dicks Lee Dixon Paul Dickov Les Sealey Carlton Banks Typhoo Tea PG Tips Chimps (LOL Sam Beckett lept into a chimp) OMG The Host died Cordelia big boobs busted twist and shout tune in drop, lock, load if you were any other man I'd kill you where you stand get of my bridge FAT BOY SLIM IS FUCKING IN HEAVEN long haired freaky people need not apply FAJO medice ball patio heater KNOCK ON WOOD BYE EVERYONE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

^deserves to be read more