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TK ASTROLOGY

Lord Raffles

Lord Raffles

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CONCHAGA​

Conchaga is an unsung hero, an undiscovered genius...and an unknown quantity. It is because Conchaga is such an unknown quantity that his heroism goes unsung and his genius undiscovered. Some people will blow their own trumpets from the highest hill even when those trumpets are battered and badly out of tune. Conchaga is rather the opposite. No matter how bright the light inside him shines, he will always find a bushel big enough to hide it under. Conchaga wants to be thought of as stable, steady and solid. He tries his best to do what the world expects of him, he wants to be a trooper - a loyal, reliable, down-to-earth kind of character. In the attempt to give this impression Conchaga strives to be modest, restrained and realistic. He almost succeeds. Through diligent effort Conchaga manages to persuade himself and the rest of the watching world that he is a known quantity. At best he will allow himself to be known for his talent in one particular area or for his courage with regard to one particular topic. The trouble is Conchaga is a Capricorn and Capricorns, despite all that some astrologers say, are always unknown quantities.

Deep down inside Conchaga yearns to be wild and crazy, footloose and fancy-free. He wants to break the rules, question convention and court controversy. Only one thing stops him - a little voice in the back of his head that says "Excuse me, who do you think you are? That's not the kind of activity that Conchaga can get away with." If you want to be a true friend to Conchaga you must encourage him to ignore that voice. He will love you for it and he won't need much encouraging. Conchaga was born to be brilliant. He was destined to be daring. One day he will realise this and then...the world had better look out.
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ISHCABITTLE​

Ishcabittle is as bright as a button and as sharp as a blade. If there's ever anything you need to know, Ishcabittle is the person to ask. Chances are he will know the answer already. If not he will go and ask someone else and he will keep asking until he gets an answer. Ishcabittle simply cannot stand the idea of a question that has no answer, so if he cannot get a satisfactory explanation he will invent one. A good one. He is after all as bright as a button. There are though, some questions in life which are best left unanswered. The rest of us know to leave them alone. Ishcabittle cannot resist the urge to explore them. He is drawn to such questions, like, well, like a button to a button hole! Ishcabittle answers these questions cleverly because, after all as sharp as a blade, but then you know what they say about people who are too sharp...

Ishcabittle can be very cutting sometimes. He doesn't mean to be. He just can't help it. Ishcabittle can't stop himself from daring to say what other people hardly dare to think. This is why Ishcabittle often gets himself into trouble but it is also why Ishcabittle is such an interesting person to know. Life with Ishcabittle Ishcabittle is never dull. There's always an adventure, a challenge or a deal to be done. Ishcabittle loves to do deals. The word 'no' is not in his vocabulary. When he hears it Ishcabittle is immediately tempted to reply "Is that 'no' as in 'maybe', 'no' as in 'I need to be persuaded,' or 'no as in 'not quite yet?' Luckily Ishcabittle gets clean away with this kind of attitude. Ishcabittle, at least when it comes to the unanswerable question, is living proof of the old adage "Who dares...wins".
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FBI PARTE DUE​

FBI parte due is a tough cookie. You can't pull the wool over FBI's eyes and you had better not try! FBI was born under the sign of the crab and he can deliver a very nasty nip! Cancerians may not be the fiercest creatures in the zodiac but they are blessed with a brilliant set of self-defence mechanisms. They have impenetrable armour and sharp, scary claws. FBI's shell is especially strong. He won't let anyone come anywhere near to his heart unless he knows for sure that they mean no harm. His impeccable instincts inform him of this and alert him to act accordingly. This is why the world around FBI is divided into two sorts of people - those who don't know quite what to make of him and those who have been fortunate enough to meet the real FBI parte due.

The real FBI parte due is soft, kind, caring, loving and giving. So soft, so kind, so special as to deserve a sainthood. All praise to 'Saint FBI the Caring.' 'Saint FBI the Caring.' It has a ring to it does it not? It is fair comment, is it not? Indeed it is, as all who know the true nature of FBI will willingly and eagerly confirm. There's only one problem with being a saint. It is what it does to your ego. FBI parte due is a true saint and true saints are not just naturally loving and compassionate, they are also naturally humble. But true saints have a tendency to turn into martyrs. Sometimes, just sometimes, FBI can be a little too good for his own good.
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GRAMMOUR BOY​

Grammour Boy doesn't know the meaning of the word 'enough.' It's not that Grammour Boy is greedy or that he lacks self-discipline - far from it. Grammour Boy goes out of his way to share, care and be fair. That's why he never quite knows when to stop. To draw the line you have to be a little insensitive. How, precisely, should it be measured? With a magnifying glass? Or with a microscope? Grammour Boy is extremely sensitive and keenly perceptive. He is a Libran, born under the sign of the scale. Grammour Boy knows in his heart that no matter how meticulously you ever weigh anything in this world you can always reach a different conclusion if you apply a more refined set of measurements. Grammour Boy knows that those refinements are infinite. Hours have minutes, minutes have seconds. Seconds have nanoseconds. No wonder Grammour Boy is never sure what time it is!

Some people are prone to assume that Grammour Boy has his head in the clouds. They think that he lives in a world of his own full of lofty ideas and complex theories. Other people have the temerity to watch Grammour Boy at work in this way and to suppose that Grammour Boy is indecisive! Where on earth do they get that idea from? Actually Grammour Boy is one of the most decisive people on the face of the planet. he absolutely, definitely knows what he wants but he only knows it from one second to the next. To the untrained eye this appears to be an inconsistency. What they fail to see are the countless nanoseconds during which Grammour Boy's sense of purpose is solid as a rock. Grammour Boy, though, knows what people are thinking and so, to keep them on their toes he makes a point of declaring his intentions loudly and clearly. he makes quite sure that these brave statements never differ from day to day. That fools most of the people most of the time.
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MISSMANNERS​

Missmanners will never grow up, and nor would we ever want her to. It is Missmanners's ability to be innocently fun-loving and childlike that makes her so endearing. Missmanners is extremely clever and sophisticated. There is, after all, a very big difference between being childlike and being childish. Missmanners is open minded, unselfish and able somehow to approach each new day with a spirit of real, fresh inspiration. That explains why Missmanners enjoys life so much and it also explains why other people, looking at Missmanners's life from a distance, cannot understand why she enjoys it so much. Those of us who know and love Missmanners find her enigmatic, mysterious or even downright baffling. We can't help liking her, but nor can we quite manage to work out where she is at, where she is coming from, what she is up to or what she is in to. Missmanners's tastes and preferences are what some people would call eclectic, others would term unusual and most folk would classify as 'just plain weird.' Missmanners, though, is consistent in her inconsistency. There is method to her madness. Missmanners is interested in - even fascinated by - so many strange, different topics and subjects because Missmanners is such a natural experimenter.

Missmanners doesn't need to travel the world in search of variety. Missmanners can wake up one morning feeling quite sure that she is one particular kind of person. By the afternoon she will be someone else. Her personality will not change, her loyalty will not waver but her mood will evolve allowing her to explore, enthusiastically, ways of behaviour which only a few hours ago seemed unattractive. Thus Missmanners creates a world in which there is constant variety and excitement. Boring people, who like to follow life's laws to the letter and stick rigidly to one fixed plan find Missmanners hard to handle or even to relate to. People with a sense of adventure, a sense of imagination and, most importantly of all a sense of humour, cannot get enough of Missmanners's company.
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HENOCH​

Henoch is deeply perceptive. Remember the story of the Princess and the Pea? Henoch could detect a lentil under a million mattresses. Not, you understand that Henoch spends his time looking for things to criticise. Far from it, Henoch goes out of his way to avoid finding fault. It's just that faults have a way of finding him. It is as if they walk up to him and tap him on the shoulder saying "Henoch, look at me can't you see how badly made\designed\organised I am? Please put me out of my misery. For heavens' sake let someone know what is wrong with me and tell them how to put me right!" Henoch is a kind, sympathetic person who is always willing to help. How can he resist such a request? Reluctantly, for he knows it will cause controversy and he hates any form of conflict, he will come bravely to the aid of this poor little problem.

Or so, at least that's how it seems to be. Henoch is a Virgo and all Virgos find themselves, for some inexplicable reason, being labelled 'fussy.' Henoch, though is actually very broad minded, tolerant and far sighted. He can forgive a thousand transgressions and excuse a multitude of mistakes. You can take advantage of his endless good nature and generally abuse his willingness to be friendly without ever hearing so much as a word of complaint. If, though, as you walk all over Henoch you commit the cardinal sin of leaving your shoelaces undone, you will soon hear sharp words of complaint. There is though, a reason why Henoch is so often easy going, restrained, and liable to take the blame for things which are not his fault. Given his impeccable eye for detail, his infallible insight into other people, and his accurate good judgement he could soon end up ruling the world. To ensure that others have at least a fighting chance nature has imbued Henoch with a small handicap in the shape of a mild (and totally inappropriate) inferiority complex.
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Yet another list I didn't make. Must be my faux scintillating personality. I paid good money at ebay for it, and it's not working! I want my money back.
 
BAD DOG​

Bad Dog is deeply sensual. His senses of touch, smell and sight are highly refined. And as for his taste? It's impeccable. Bad Dog is extremely discriminating - when he sees the best, he won't ever settle for anything less. He would rather 'go without' than go for a poor substitute. But then that's Bad Dog all over. It really isn't fair to call him 'stubborn as a mule.' Mules are adaptable, easy going creatures who are always eager to please - or at least, they are by comparison to Bad Dog. Unfortunately, for a person with such expensive preferences Bad Dog is not a millionaire ...or at least, not yet. You never know, it may just happen because Bad Dogs' relationship with money is very interesting. He treats it with a curious mixture of disdain and respect. He never lets it stand in his way, yet he will go out of his way to get it when he needs to. Bad Dog is a smart cookie and a shrewd operator. It is not though, merely in the field of finance that Bad Dog Bad Dog displays intuitive wisdom.

Bad Dog has an affinity with nature. He can make almost any plant flower and bear fruit. This is just as well because Bad Dog has a hearty appetite. He likes his food as indeed he likes all his creature comforts. Fond though he is of all the above - and of all life's little luxuries - there is one more source of endless fascination that Bad Dog cannot resist. Bad Dog doesn't so much have a hearty appetite for sensual pleasure as a ravenous hunger for it! Which is funny really because you wouldn't necessarily think it to look at him. Bad Dog likes to play it cool. Bad Dog likes to pretend that nothing bothers him, fazes him or excites him. Like all Taureans though, Bad Dog is a powerhouse of passion, as those who are lucky enough to know him - or to love him - will breathlessly testify.
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