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TK is back and I have nothing to post

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Well doesn't that putting the jimmy in the jimmyjanglefuckwhistel, isn't that the nose on the elephant's penis, isn't it just a KRAKERNSLKJ SG g FELL BEASTS SCUMSGnfg, safd s DOCTO DRAVE FSDkgjg g, fg IVAN DRAGO of the world, isn't it just time to say goodbye to life and go to the place beyond, which doesn't exist there is no place beyond just death life is all we get that's why they call it life damnit, lsagj k, sgl , ldh, maybe I could post a song about Hitler's nose..sd
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HITLER HAS A NOSE
HE LIKES TO STRIKE A POSE
COME ON VOGUE THERE'S NOTHING TO IT

no that was a bad idea too maybe a song about Jonty's nose

JONTY HAS A NOSE
HE LIKES TO STRIKE MONKETY TUNKETY
HE ABUSES HIS OWN PUPPETS

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no that's unfair and unfactuall or is it infactually woghdl fgoh oh who cares HROOM HROOM SLEEP LITTLE SHIRELINGS LAY DOWN YOUR SWEET AND WEARy HEADS children die all the time sohidj f there is nothing to lvie for gh

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ambye I shoudl write a bOOK LOL


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nooooooo

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all Ic an flegl

I feel like I'm being crushed

THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED OT BEING THING FOSI THE DAY
 
i don't either.
 
Hitler vogue!
 
Dontcha just hate it when the bottom of your foot itches?

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Want me to lick it?
 
I hate it when some rogue mosquito bites the bottom of my foot, THE BASTARD
 
Clipping toenails is a thankless endeavour. Good thing there are lots of Korean women who will take money to do it, all the while smiling and nodding as their daughter rifles through your bag at reception.
 
That doesn't sound like fun at all!
 
CAH-RING!
 
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