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TK Lebanon Meetup

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RIP Karl 1991-2014
FBI, I'm thinking we'll take Hummus along this summer. Once we hit Beirut we'll crash with the *mysterious TKer* and smoke lots of hash. Sound good?
 
U sure its gunna be hash and not torture? I hear they are kinda into that
 
some hash some torture?

it was the best of times it was the worst of times...
 
You sure its gonna be hash and torture and not getting the fuck bombed out of everything? They seem to be really big into that too.
 
I will fight Hezbollah, and I will win.
 
nope
 
I will fight Hezbollah, and I will win.

I will fight them with the awesome powers I get when I'm drunk and stoned at the same time. I will destroy them...with the power of laughter at nothing!
 
All these exotic locations... I feel so cut off in... wherever I am at the moment.
 
I thought this said "Lesbian Meetup"
 
Dude smoking hash in Lebanon with MFers is more or less what I imagine heaven to be like.

By the way... Most of why I've been gone is I started a band... A band called "Mellow Farmers" -- MFers = not a coincidence.
 
I really do appreciate the offer, and I'd normally totally be up for it and stuff, but this summer I'm already committed to some other stuff that I can't blow off in favor of going off to the Middle East to smoke hash, even though that was basically my big plan for my college years.

Best of wishes, though, plus you're a fucking cunt.
 
I really do appreciate the offer, and I'd normally totally be up for it and stuff, but this summer I'm already committed to some other stuff that I can't blow off in favor of going off to the Middle East to smoke hash, even though that was basically my big plan for my college years.

Best of wishes, though, plus you're a fucking cunt.

Maybe summer 2011?
 
Nah, don't change your plans on account of me.

How does Central Asia/Iran 2011 sound? I hear Afghanistan is just begging for tourists now.
 
There actually aren't any plans, I can't imagine Hummus going to Lebanon (lol @ mental imagery). Afghanistan sounds like a kick-ass idea, but we'll need Seph on the AK and Eggs piloting the helicopter.
 
Mellow Farmers to have song titled 'Turnip Trouble'?
 
There actually aren't any plans, I can't imagine Hummus going to Lebanon (lol @ mental imagery). Afghanistan sounds like a kick-ass idea, but we'll need Seph on the AK and Eggs piloting the helicopter.

Don't forget to wear your 'Fuck Al-Qaida' T-shirt when you're there.
 
Well, it's better advice than telling us to wear our "I heart Al-Qaeda" shirts, you have to admit.
 
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