I will fight Hezbollah, and I will win.
I really do appreciate the offer, and I'd normally totally be up for it and stuff, but this summer I'm already committed to some other stuff that I can't blow off in favor of going off to the Middle East to smoke hash, even though that was basically my big plan for my college years.
Best of wishes, though, plus you're a fucking cunt.
There actually aren't any plans, I can't imagine Hummus going to Lebanon (lol @ mental imagery). Afghanistan sounds like a kick-ass idea, but we'll need Seph on the AK and Eggs piloting the helicopter.