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TK MEN: how many sex parters have you had?

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Henoch

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Clarification...any form of sexual act where you ejaculated with another person counts as actual sex. The same person cannot be counted more than once. Masturbation fantasies do not count, although mutual masturbation with another person does. Sex with animals also does not count. Person to person experiences ONLY!

I'm just gonna guess for me cause i lost count long ago. Besides, who the fuck keeps an accurate count? I'll say i've had sex with close to 50 people. Could be a bit less or a bit more. Keep in mind i'm 40 years old, most guys my age have slept with literally hundreds of men/women. Until i hit age 35-37 i could give an accurate account of how many people i had sex with & it was a very LOW number. Something about bein' mid 30ish just kinda got my motor runnin'.

Yer turn...
 
I've had sex with 20-25 women. I really have lost count. If you were to count other sexual experiences besides intercourse it would be higher still.
 
I have had three sexual partners. Only one of them was long-term -- the first two were one-nighters.

And I have not had sex for exactly one year.

Pop the champagne.
 
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As the the night was dark so were my intentions illicit. Feeling undauntedly frisky I mounted the offense. Too much, I could be the recipient of a swiftly swaying palm. Not enough, my imminent prize may fall comatose.

Deeply delving into my have-her-sack of charades, there was only one solution- the Love Button. I pressed her button with the fervor of a drunkard trying to reach the designated parking ramp floor. Her passionate joy-slot became as delectable as a well greased fragrant fish-fry.

I began to align our amorous organs, only to find my wily advances screech to a halt: "I do not recall your masculine appendage being in the presence of any provisions. Have you forgotten how a fertile womb may be forsaken?"

"I apologize, my darling. My passion knows not wherest an evening draws conclusion and where a generation beareth"

"Why hast thou forsaken thee?" she replied.

"Crevice of my dreams..." I began to explain myself, only to be craftily interrupted. A grimacing feature reassessed the startled look upon her face.

"Get ye behind thee, papa!" A new orifice appeared. And it was good.
 
Half of me agrees with what SB has already said, A gentlemen never tells.

But the other half doesn't care and answers 7.
 
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