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[Lord Raffles]

N00bs

THEY are nothing but third rate mediocrities; a combination of the chaff of cyberspace, the countless masses of witless and humourless underachievers. In them alone rests the embodiment of the non-entity, a halfwit whose accursed values consist of non-competence and failure. While the rest of us reaches for the highest heights of the heavens, expanding further into new horizons and escapades of mass-murder and devastation, these standardless fucktards delude themselves with gimmickry and the small-time mentality of a simpleton. We owe it to ourselves, as paladin's of a noble ideal, that in the foreseeable future ALL such types are to be ignored, blinded from our conscious awareness; completely cut off from the entire organism of our community... banished into a wilderness where their autism can be enjoyed by other like-minded autistics, whom we shall only look over when we see fit.

 

[Sarek]

Your mom and dad?

 

[Hot Carl]

Noob means new poster/member right?

 

[dogbert]

We need the noobs. If we dont get noobs we shall become Garfield Goose and friends.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Your mom and dad?

Raffles and his boyfriend.

 

[Mongo]

mONGO lIKE nOOBS

 

[Sarek]

Shut the fuck up.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Well.... I was just assuming the boy in the pic was Raffles boyfriend. I don't really know, of course.

 

[dogbert]

mONGO lIKE nOOBS

7

 

[Lord Raffles]

AGAIN, TROLL KINGDOM POSTS NOTHING OF VALUE...

 

[Cranky Bastard]

AGAIN, TROLL KINGDOM POSTS NOTHING OF VALUE...

Especially those ultra-shitty posts #1 and #10.

 

[Lord Raffles]

COME ON CRANKY, EVEN SAINTLUCIFER TRIES HARDER THAN YOU... GIVING UP ALREADY?

 

[jack]

I was sleeping. What's going on?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

COME ON CRANKY, EVEN SAINTLUCIFER TRIES HARDER THAN YOU... GIVING UP ALREADY?

Would it help if I did it in yellow font? :|

 

[Elrod]

I was sleeping. What's going on?

I think school's been cancelled.

 

[Gagh]

N00bs

THEY are nothing but third rate mediocrities; a combination of the chaff of cyberspace, the countless masses of witless and humourless underachievers. In them alone rests the embodiment of the non-entity, a halfwit whose accursed values consist of non-competence and failure. While the rest of us reaches for the highest heights of the heavens, expanding further into new horizons and escapades of mass-murder and devastation, these standardless fucktards delude themselves with gimmickry and the small-time mentality of a simpleton. We owe it to ourselves, as paladin's of a noble ideal, that in the foreseeable future ALL such types are to be ignored, blinded from our conscious awareness; completely cut off from the entire organism of our community... banished into a wilderness where their autism can be enjoyed by other like-minded autistics, whom we shall only look over when we see fit.

At least Cranky & Harlot look happy there. I mean, they only just pass as n00bs these days, so what's your point?

 

[Hot Carl]

I came here looking for other folks that were into excremental fetishes. I was led here, as a joke, and won't bother you folks anymore. I should've known what kind of board it was. I mean its called "Troll Kingdom" right? Its hard to find any tolerance for this sensational sexual thrill. I thought the world was more open minded than this.

 

[Gagh]

I came here looking for other folks that were into excremental fetishes.

There's plenty of folk here who speak shit. Is that close enough?

 

[Hot Carl]

I appreciate your humor. I can take a joke as well as anyone. I was just looking for someone to share experiences with.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

At least Cranky & Harlot look happy there. I mean, they only just pass as n00bs these days, so what's your point?

We're not as photogenic as that.