TK park

[Seph]

some big dots for me?

...

 

[Dr Dave]

French Tramps! ARRRRRRRRR!

Indeed!

Except Eva Green.

Oh yes she can come in. Cute french girls are welcome, as long as they shave their arm pits and don't smell.

 

[Cassie]

An Emma Watson gazebo.

 

[Dr Dave]

with flowers!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

- A merry-go-round with ducks instead of horses
- A Museum of Animated GIFs
- The CaptainWacky Amphitheatre, where THINGOFTHEDAYs are recited regularly
- Real-life MARIO KART!

 

[whisky]

A maze made of cheese, where if you get lost you can eat your way to freedom.

 

[Dr Dave]

That might attract the french or rats...

 

[whisky]

The maze will be guarded by germans in leiderhosen.

 

[Seph]

...

 

[headvoid]

Oscar Wilde with an endless supply of perfumed cigarettes.

 

[Dr Dave]

The maze will be guarded by germans in leiderhosen.

Good thinking.

 

[CaptainWacky]

...AND MY AXE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AND A MINE FIELD LEXICON WORD OF THE DAY MYSTERY BOX!

Also a statue of JOHNNY NOSE.

 

[headvoid]

Footmarks all around the park to tell you where to go. CAST IN SOLID METAL!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Four-toed statue.

Roller-coaster following the ups and downs of William Shatner's career, as plotted on a graph.

Anna Paquin flossing and oral hygiene kit.
Justin Berfield appreciation six pack of white wine spritzers.
Commemorative 'Lee Adama Towel Scene' towel.
Commemorative 'roll the hard six' EJO dildo.
Eko Jesus Stick engraved with the MF quotes of your choice.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No fucking Ange thread that everyone should have stopped bumping days ago.

 

[Tisiphone]

Commemorative 'Lee Adama Towel Scene' towel.

We need that .gif STAT