TK reenterprets the classics!

[Donovan]

THE HOLY GRAIL

Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

King Hambil: I am your king.
Mentalist: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Hambil: You don't vote for kings.
Mentalist: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Hambil: Caitriona of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft TrollKingdom from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Hambil, was to carry TrollKingdom. THAT is why I am your king.

(interrupting) Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Daycare, Bloody peasant!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

 

[Shatna]

More!

 

[Caitriona]

Oh, VERY funny!!! I laughed. I cried. I want more.

 

[Ultros]

Banned.

 

[Sarek]

THE HOLY GRAIL

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

I read that and this flashed through my mind. Sorry Gagh.

 

[Dor_Jan]

Oh.