One of my favorite TrekBBS-ers has returned after a too-long absence, and his recent return to the board shows a man right back on his game. I'm talking about that doughy pantload of dumbness called apostle83, a dork of great vision and retarded thinking processes who makes a fool out of himself with his postings 10 times out of 10. Our pumpkin-headed friend takes on many different personas: the pious college "youth minister" who acts as moral scold to the BBS; the boneheaded political junkie posting unintelligible nonsense in the Think Tank; and my favorite, the potty-mouthed, punky tough guy who takes no guff. With his recent return, Fatty Two-Chin brought with him a hilarious mixture of all the above, as seen here in a QSF thread requesting a "Sexuality" forum:
http://www.trekbbs.com/threads/showflat.php?Number=5194694#Post5194694
"I find it very interesting that purists were lambasting Enterprise and Voyager for bad writing by using sex to sell them (I agreed - it was THE weak point of both shows), and now we have people wanting to start a new forum for it," speaketh Pudgy Von Donut, demonstrating a remarkable inability to form correlative analogies. "If it is mature, responsible discussion, then it should be easy to keep it in existing forums. To bring it out in its own forum makes it about nothing more than sex... and not sexuality." How that argument necessarily follows is beyond the Admiral's comprehension, but no matter. It's Jelly Belly's right to sniffily gift us with his moral pronouncements, as unutterably stupid as they may be. Where apostle really shines however is later in the thread, where he takes a hand in board policy:
Mallory:
Can we call this new forum The Basement?
Blomble Butt:
We would not approve of that name, or the content of said flood prone room.
tafkats speaks for us all with his response:
We?
This is what I mean by being right back on his game.
Welcome back, you incredibly brain-dead chickenshit phony minister wannabe. We missed you.
