TK 'war movie' roles

Archibald Nixon

anti-life coach
So I got this idea from a colleague who once tried to describe the different characters in our department in terms of what clichéd character they'd play in your average war movie. We were brainstorming this with two or three other guys; one of them, a real still-waters-run-deep sort, was just sort of half-listening... Anyway, the name of one of the most loathed persons in our department came up, and the creator of the whole game gave him kind of an inaccurate characterization as a wishy-washy Henry Blake type --at which point Stillwaters sits bolt-upright in a rage and snarls "Are you fuckin SHITTIN ME?!? That ain't J___! J___'s the fuckin incompetent green lieutenant who gets shot by his own troops in the FIRST FUCKIN TWENTY MINUTES OF THE FILM!!!" We were stricken; that we had unintentionally managed to get this withdrawn, spacy guy to go from 0 to white-hot rage in about 2 seconds flat, but also that his description was dead on...we must've laughed for about half an hour.

Think this could be applied to TK? Come up with some of your own characterizations, of yourself or others --if you don't, I or someone else will.
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For my part, I like to think of myself as the spacy, distracted soldier who ponders the significance of it all under a veneer of pacifism, collecting trinkets & memorabilia here and there...capable of fighting when called upon but more at home mingling with the natives...doesn't have a prayer of promotion or command, but hopes to live long enough to one day become the James Jones of war novelists. Unfortunately, in the movies this sort of character is usually killed in the last five minutes; the last, pointless casualty of a battle already decided.
 

missmanners

grrrrrrrr...
What ERA war movie? I suspect either a nurse who is really a spy, a member of the underground who is really a spy, a tart selling herself for chocolates and nylons who is really a spy.... the tart that is, not the nylons.

;)
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Donovan

beer, I want beer
I'd be the cynical vet with a couple tours under his belt, who knows where all the best hootch and whores are at and who dispenses sage, hip and somewhat rebellious advice right up until he is killed in a tragic and senseless fashion driving home the message that war is futile and destructive.

I'll probably get a posthumous oscar...
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
I'm Rene Artois, owner of the cafe in Occupied France in 'Allo 'Allo. Or maybe his flirtatious admirer Lt. Gruber.

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Archibald Nixon

anti-life coach
What ERA war movie? I suspect either a nurse who is really a spy, a member of the underground who is really a spy, a tart selling herself for chocolates and nylons who is really a spy.... the tart that is, not the nylons.

;)
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Spy nylons? :atongue:

Any 20th-century war would probably do, although WWII seems to be everyone's movie-favorite. If you're talking about chocolate & nylons that'd probably be the best fit.

Of course, your characterization only reinforces this assessment, even if it appears to be the wrong century.
 

Dual

RIP Karl 1991-2014
I can't imagine myself in a combat situation, but I'd probably be the traitor.
 

missmanners

grrrrrrrr...
Spy nylons? :atongue:

Any 20th-century war would probably do, although WWII seems to be everyone's movie-favorite. If you're talking about chocolate & nylons that'd probably be the best fit.

Of course, your characterization only reinforces this assessment, even if it appears to be the wrong century.



ooooooooo how did I miss that! I'm fairly sure thats someone devious and underhanded!! And yes thats me!!

:D
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Consumer

Elder Statesman
Can I be "The kid from Brooklyn who is too young to die?"

(of course, that means I get shot, get hit in the face by a flame-thrower, then stumble into a land-mine, and finally end up consumed by rats)
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
I just want to be the whore.
 

Donovan

beer, I want beer
I just want to be the whore.

Which one, the french one who used to be a good girl, who turns out to be Jewish and hiding from the Nazis? Or the Vietnamese one who just really, really likes gum?
 

Donovan

beer, I want beer
Isn't there a girl that falls in love with the kid too young to die? Can I be her?

That girl doesn't get to be in the movie, she just writes him a cold "Dear John" letter that breaks his heart and actually causes his tragic death. You don't wanna be THAT girl...
 

Conchaga

Let's fuck some shit up
I'm a mix between Colin Farrell's character in Tigerland (barracks lawyer), Specialist Skippy (irreverence), and Ewan McGregor's character in Black Hawk Down (willingness to be brave).

Even though I look like a long-haired version of Seth Rogen.
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Which one, the french one who used to be a good girl, who turns out to be Jewish and hiding from the Nazis? Or the Vietnamese one who just really, really likes gum?

The Vietnamese.

Oh me sooooo horny.
 

Donovan

beer, I want beer
The Vietnamese.

Oh me sooooo horny.

I was gonna suggest this one because of the whole "Jews don't swallow" thing, but I didn't want to presume...
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
LoL. Niiiiiiiiice!
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I'd be John Malkovich in "The Killing Fields"

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