starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
How do you Demonize someone? I have some very pesky neighbors that I've been trying to cast spells on and for some reason they are not working like they are supposed to. I've even resorted to hiring a charm caster for assistance, but she suddenly quit without warning.
All I did was ask her to let me suck her boobs as part of a demonic ritual and she stormed out screaming. I even offered to throw in a free spellbook and she still refused to come back. The nerve of some people! :huh:
Anyway, with these neighbors of mines, I've tried everything from Voodoo Dolls to Black Magic and so far nothing has worked. Usually they'd be dead by now, but these new neighbors seem to have built up some kind of immunity to whatever I throw at them.
I burned their dog at the stake.. they hired a necomancer to ressurrect it
I burned their cat at the stake, necomancer did the same thing
I burned the necomancer at the stake, they ate the remains
I've run out of stakes :shock:
I even managed to conjured up a black cloud over their house, they blew it away with a huge fan that they claim to have bought from Wal-Mart :meh:
Anyone have any ideas that might work. I need for you to put all of your heads (and tails) together and help me come up with a spell that will at least guarentee turning them (my neighbors) into demonized toads or something!
All I did was ask her to let me suck her boobs as part of a demonic ritual and she stormed out screaming. I even offered to throw in a free spellbook and she still refused to come back. The nerve of some people! :huh:
Anyway, with these neighbors of mines, I've tried everything from Voodoo Dolls to Black Magic and so far nothing has worked. Usually they'd be dead by now, but these new neighbors seem to have built up some kind of immunity to whatever I throw at them.
I burned their dog at the stake.. they hired a necomancer to ressurrect it
I burned their cat at the stake, necomancer did the same thing
I burned the necomancer at the stake, they ate the remains
I've run out of stakes :shock:
I even managed to conjured up a black cloud over their house, they blew it away with a huge fan that they claim to have bought from Wal-Mart :meh:
Anyone have any ideas that might work. I need for you to put all of your heads (and tails) together and help me come up with a spell that will at least guarentee turning them (my neighbors) into demonized toads or something!
