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TK'rs, I need your help....What should I get my neighbors Mom for Mothers Day?

starguard

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
The "Woman of the house" over there isnt speaking to me right now. She claims that while in the midst of of weekly Black Magic ritual, I "distracted her" with my loud stereo playing and made her set her spellbook on fire :huh:

Anyway, to make amends, I was thinking of buying her THIS for Mothers Day



Do you think it would make a fitting gift for one such as herself ?

I wanted to buy her a flying broom, but the halloween store was all out :(
 
What you likely burned was the poor woman's grimore.

I don't think some random barnes and noble spell book quite compensates.

Burning is taken quite seriously among pagan/wiccans.
 
starguard said:
The "Woman of the house" over there isnt speaking to me right now. She claims that while in the midst of of weekly Black Magic ritual, I "distracted her" with my loud stereo playing and made her set her spellbook on fire :huh:

Anyway, to make amends, I was thinking of buying her THIS for Mothers Day



Do you think it would make a fitting gift for one such as herself ?

I wanted to buy her a flying broom, but the halloween store was all out :(
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Get her some of that free Mormon shit they give away at the airport or send off for one of those bible offers. Tell her you're worried for her eternal soul if she keeps practicing the devil's work...in the long run she'll thank you for it.
 
They had some hot Mormon wives on last night on some really stupid TV show. But I could see where a guy could get all religious having three or four wives like that.
 
Mormons stopped practicing bigamy a long time ago. It's only the offshoot cults that do that now.

And it's Jehovah's witnessess that pass out fliers and shit at bus stations.

Mormons just come to your house.
 
Jehovah's Witnesses don't come to my house anymore, my dad dug up a bible once, threw it at them, and told them to eat it :P
 
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