to be intoxicated is to be enlightened??

[Henoch]

i feel this statement to ring of truth.

 

[The Dork Lord]

No.

 

[Henoch]

A nun once said anyways.

 

[The Dork Lord]

sometimes I think I'm more enlightened when I'm stoned:

but I'm really not

my brain just slows down enough so zen makes sense

being drunk on the other hand is pretty much the opposite of enlightened

 

[CaptainWacky]

u only feeel that what becuze you is drunnk lol

 

[Dr Dave]

drinking has ways of makeing you talk.

 

[The Dork Lord]

and break stuff

and get naked in public

and have sex with people you never would sober

and sometimes vomit

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't have sex.

 

[The Dork Lord]

It makes you all sweaty and make goofy sounds!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Exactly.