To the the tune of Hickory Dickory Dock

[Yub]

One night when they were spackdocked
Kirk was spooning Spock
Kirk's cock went up
Spock's pants went down
And Bones jerked off into a sock!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Now if that'd been an actual episode, I might have watched more TOS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, there's no other reason to watch one of greatest tv shows of all time than GAY PORN.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I don't think this is canon!!

 

[Gagh]

And now, a random pic of Melissa Joan Hart

 

[Yub]

Someone's obviously insane. In fact alot of someones. Who wants to see her in a sexy pose, fake or otherwise?

 

[Tisiphone]

Teenage witches do, that's who.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And now, a random pic of Melissa Joan Hart

That explains it all!