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Today: A New Opportunity!

Mirah

I love you
I have been given a new opportunity to explore my dreams, pursue other goals.
 
But what are these dreams and/or goals?
 
You should run a Strip Club.
 
But what are these dreams and/or goals?

Well they don't include sexy clowns any more or a pirate ship. Although it could include a cruise line. Clowns stab ya in the back! Aaarrgh!!!!

You should run a Strip Club.

I would not support that Dr Dave. I do however thank you for the suggestion. I do have many talents now.....come on........
 
BUT WHAT IS LIFE WITHOUT A BOATFUL OF SEXY CLOWNS????!?!
 
May god bless her and all who sail in her.
 
I would not support that Dr Dave. I do however thank you for the suggestion. I do have many talents now.....come on........

I am not arguing that. I just think you would do well running such a establishment.

Or you could run/work in one of those Bikini Barista places.
 
BUT WHAT IS LIFE WITHOUT A BOATFUL OF SEXY CLOWNS????!?!

The sexy clowns can go drown in a boat full of, well full of SEXY CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Have you considered sexy mimes?
 
I WANT TO USE MY BRAINS NOT MY BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Sexy chess players?
 
Ok ok I give in. Will you play chess with me then?
 
Become an astronaut who fights crime!
 
You could work at a small town newspaper.
 
I have been given a new opportunity to explore my dreams, pursue other goals.

Yeah they told me that when they fired me, too. It's pretty much just a lie so you don't steal shit on the way out...
 
^How much didja get?

Anything good?
 
A bunch of pens, some postit notes and a bathroom key with a bigass block of wood attached to it...
 
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