Gagh
Χριστόφορος
A bunch of reused suits and effects from Doctor Who turned up and made mild threats, because of the assumption that the average age of the watcher was 7 and not actually 26 because all the original closested Dr Who anoraks are watching in the living room, dressed in dirty Y-Fronts, string vests, and a replica Tom Baker-era Dr Who scarf and hat.
Meanwhile, the support cast gets younger and younger each week, until they begin to cast aborted foetuses as the companions, which brings out a "If you've been affected" notice at the end of each episode. But it turns out the phone lines for support are fiddled like all the Blue Peter & GMTV phone ins, and the BBC get fined £250,000,000,000,000,000,000 forcing it into administration.
This leaves a cliffhanger episode of THE SARAH-JA(Y)NE ADVENTURES in limbo, so they have to re-enact it at a Panto as part of the Bankruptcy agreement. Alas all the original actors have been lost to the Beeb, sold off to Arabs as an additional part of the Bankruptcy agreement. So Mister T has to play SARAH-JA(Y)NE in a really ill-fitting floral summer frock, with Twikki from Buck Rogers as his companion, and Dr Theopolis around his neck is in fact an enormous pink and purple battery operated dildo, which Twikki chases Mister T around with.
This bizarre combinaton leads to the rebirth of the BBC. They go on to fund Steve Fossett hiding in Eternia, team up with the Thundercats to defeat the Cyberman, who are being led by John McCain (in a fetching leather red basque) and then dance to Ewok music whilst Ninja Elephants throw Ninja stars at puppies.
Meanwhile, the support cast gets younger and younger each week, until they begin to cast aborted foetuses as the companions, which brings out a "If you've been affected" notice at the end of each episode. But it turns out the phone lines for support are fiddled like all the Blue Peter & GMTV phone ins, and the BBC get fined £250,000,000,000,000,000,000 forcing it into administration.
This leaves a cliffhanger episode of THE SARAH-JA(Y)NE ADVENTURES in limbo, so they have to re-enact it at a Panto as part of the Bankruptcy agreement. Alas all the original actors have been lost to the Beeb, sold off to Arabs as an additional part of the Bankruptcy agreement. So Mister T has to play SARAH-JA(Y)NE in a really ill-fitting floral summer frock, with Twikki from Buck Rogers as his companion, and Dr Theopolis around his neck is in fact an enormous pink and purple battery operated dildo, which Twikki chases Mister T around with.
This bizarre combinaton leads to the rebirth of the BBC. They go on to fund Steve Fossett hiding in Eternia, team up with the Thundercats to defeat the Cyberman, who are being led by John McCain (in a fetching leather red basque) and then dance to Ewok music whilst Ninja Elephants throw Ninja stars at puppies.
