Today is 'slash an emo's throat with a straight razor' day.

[Mentalist]

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And laugh maniacally ahahahahahah ahahahah like you just don't care. Stick them with fucking nails in their eyes and beat them to death with a cardigan soaked in water and frozen in the fridge and chop anothers eyelids off with a broken Pingu DVD box

and while they run a screamin I'm going to chop some toes off and mail them to Paul McKenna

and stamp on some more peoples heads and take my computer whilst it's playing some sad muggy cunts youtube emo blog and smash it in the face of some fucking prick faced bitch and chew off their nose and gatecrash some emo party with a machette and set fire to their faces and leave messages attached up their nostrils saying "don't fuck with me and mine or I'll fucking heabutt yo' mum and brick your dog you twat monkey ear."

Maybe. I'm at least going to bully and beat up a few next time I see a sad contingent strolling around looking all glum.

WHY YOU ASK? BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO. And it would be funny.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Emos are fun to sexually abuse first.

The ones who don't have colitis, anyway.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AMUS