Today News Flash...

[starguard]

Bush is Hitler Reincarnated

God Hates Rednecks (which is why tornadoes mainy hit trailer parks)

All black men want to fuck at least one white women before they die (especially Big Breasted ones)

The SR-71 Blackbird was built with technology taken from Captured UFO's

Bruce Lee and Elvis are Still Alive

and all Fags are going to hell


..and that gentlemen, is our news flash for today!

 

[Cooter]

Bush is Hitler Reincarnated

God Hates Rednecks (which is why tornadoes mainy hit trailer parks)

All black men want to fuck at least one white women before they die (especially Big Breasted ones)

The SR-71 Blackbird was built with technology taken from Captured UFO's

Bruce Lee and Elvis are Still Alive

and all Fags are going to hell


..and that gentlemen, is our news flash for today!

and dorklord is still retarded.

 

[The Dork Lord]

When a redneck dances, is it a hoedown, or a hootinanny?

 

[Dershocka]

A hootinanny is a hoedown that's off the chain. Some hoedowns are disasters which no one enjoys. But when sometimes WOOO WEE when the music's just right, and your sexy cousin is wearing her horny dress. Why, it turns into a HOOTINANNNY!

 

[Gagh]

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