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Today's Experiment:

Ishcabittle

New member
http://www.trollwars.com/forums/index.php?topic=2873.0

Well now! I have to say that today has been fascinating. Parallel worlds, clashing amidst a flurry of gay jokes, racial slurs, and puns.

Of Cranky's "ban", I will say this. Cranky broke a rule we have at TK. He got thrown in DayCare. The equivalent would have happened to any new poster here at TW had they posted bestiality. So I can offer no sympathy. Cranky can, however, petition to get out of DayCare by either starting a thread there or PMing an admin explaining that he has now read the rules and intends to respect them. I for one would like to see him posting out and about... he's a good kid. ;)

The meat of today's experiment is a study in duality, in our case including some subtle differences.

When I posted at TW, I was the n00b with no clue. TWers were no doubt thinking, "Does he really think he trolled us? What a fucking moron - check this out - in his second post, 'Trolled you good.' Oh my god, does he even know what 'Troll' means? WHAT A FUCKING FAG!" The regulars at TW spoke confidently, and yucked it up.

When Cranky posted here, he was the n00b with no clue. Either he didn't read the rules or he didn't care (or he purposefully posted something that he knew would get him daycared, just so he could gloat, but that's another thread for discussion ;)) he was the guy we were all calling moron, idiot, etc.

Now I'm sure that both Cranky and I are (relatively) respected members of our respected communities. But out of our element, our reputation is nothing, and we are back to square one. I (maybe) could get away with posting a huge phallus in a thread no one would notice, and I'd bet that Cranky could get away with beast porn at TW. But on another board, we are reduced to nothing.

I mentioned subtle differences, and here's one that I've spotted. Feel free to add more, but the one I noticed right off was how Cranky said posting at TK was beneath him, he had grown out of it, what have you. I got him to change his mind through my low key trickery.

So, which site has the real deal? You tell me.
 
Its been fun , thats what trolls do is flip people shit. the arcade here is cool when nobodys online I guess we can play with ourselves.

I like trollwars as it is the first site I have been a member of that does not overmoderate. I moderate there and another board of an unrelated topic. this board is fine , while here I can follow the rules. With less moderation we tend to be more rude, crude and sick type of trolls there. :evil:

Ill be around. :devious:
 
I enjoy stylish trolling. But if others enjoy crude and childish trolling, different strokes for different folks.
 
Ishcabittle said:
http://www.trollwars.com/forums/index.php?topic=2873.0

Well now! I have to say that today has been fascinating. Parallel worlds, clashing amidst a flurry of gay jokes, racial slurs, and puns.

Of Cranky's "ban", I will say this. Cranky broke a rule we have at TK. He got thrown in DayCare. The equivalent would have happened to any new poster here at TW had they posted bestiality. So I can offer no sympathy. Cranky can, however, petition to get out of DayCare by either starting a thread there or PMing an admin explaining that he has now read the rules and intends to respect them. I for one would like to see him posting out and about... he's a good kid. ;)

The meat of today's experiment is a study in duality, in our case including some subtle differences.

When I posted at TW, I was the n00b with no clue. TWers were no doubt thinking, "Does he really think he trolled us? What a fucking moron - check this out - in his second post, 'Trolled you good.' Oh my god, does he even know what 'Troll' means? WHAT A FUCKING FAG!" The regulars at TW spoke confidently, and yucked it up.

When Cranky posted here, he was the n00b with no clue. Either he didn't read the rules or he didn't care (or he purposefully posted something that he knew would get him daycared, just so he could gloat, but that's another thread for discussion ;)) he was the guy we were all calling moron, idiot, etc.

Now I'm sure that both Cranky and I are (relatively) respected members of our respected communities. But out of our element, our reputation is nothing, and we are back to square one. I (maybe) could get away with posting a huge phallus in a thread no one would notice, and I'd bet that Cranky could get away with beast porn at TW. But on another board, we are reduced to nothing.

I mentioned subtle differences, and here's one that I've spotted. Feel free to add more, but the one I noticed right off was how Cranky said posting at TK was beneath him, he had grown out of it, what have you. I got him to change his mind through my low key trickery.

So, which site has the real deal? You tell me.


Please refrain from posting any more at TROLL WARS. They are laughing at you. It is embarassing because I know you. For the love of your God please!
 
I'm willing to wager that that there will be more on that side joining and staying here than the opposite, in part because porn is only interesting until you bust a nut, but mostly because they aren't very interesting people. Just a few lowly geeks who believe that spamming and posting porn where is isn't supposed to be constitutes a good trolling.
 
RWC said:
I'm willing to wager that that there will be more on that side joining and staying here than the opposite, in part because porn is only interesting until you bust a nut, but mostly because they aren't very interesting people. Just a few lowly geeks who believe that spamming and posting porn where is isn't supposed to be constitutes a good trolling.

Spamming and posting porn is considered 'trolling'? I see no sign over there that is the case. They do not like spamming either. Porn is fine. Strange this site does not allow porn. I recall that picture SHY posted of her naked self. Where is it? That was nothing. A simple nude but 'oh no! We cannot have that here!! This is a family site!! Get rid of it at once!'. Fuckers here were flipping out when TIFF posted an image of her nude self. Who cares? So she was topless. The way you were all fawning over her just killed me. I was stunned she would do such a thing. I just consider her to be a whore but look at the rest of you. Fucking hypocrites. Begging for her attention. Made me fucking puke.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Please refrain from posting any more at TROLL WARS. They are laughing at you. It is embarassing because I know you. For the love of your God please!

And I am laughing at them... like ships passing in the night...
 
Ishcabittle said:
And I am laughing at them... like ships passing in the night...

I doubt you are laughing at them. You are but one person. That is an entire site and everyone has been remarking on your words. They are killing themselves laughing at you. I would suggest you refrain from going there. Your post was truly stupid. Trust me on this. I know these things. Stay here. You are completely out of your league there whereas I am at home amongst them.
 
I doubt you are laughing at them. You are but one person.

Singular people are incapable of laughter. You must be in a group to laugh. Do you ever go places by yourself and laugh at things? Of course not.
 
Ishcabittle said:
Singular people are incapable of laughter. You must be in a group to laugh. Do you ever go places by yourself and laugh at things? Of course not.

That is the stupidest most moronic thing I have ever read. Of course people can laugh as a singular entity. Happens all the time. Do you not trip over your own feet on a daily basis and laugh at yourself? I am sure you do. What of individuals who watch comedy shows? They laugh at the quick jokes. Try not to say such stupid things. No wonder you were laughed out of TROLL WARS.
 
Ishcabittle said:
Singular people are incapable of laughter. You must be in a group to laugh. Do you ever go places by yourself and laugh at things? Of course not.

If this is the average intelligence of the TK troll, then no wonder you're asses are being owned. So sad and pathetic, kind of like you're existence.

You must be in a group to laugh? Well I just laughed out loud. Kind of blew your petty little theory out of the water there.
 
He was using sarcasm in response to SaintLucifer's post.

Ah hell, at least you have more intelligence than your buddies. You can stay.
 
Deaths Head said:
If this is the average intelligence of the TK troll, then no wonder you're asses are being owned. So sad and pathetic, kind of like you're existence.

You must be in a group to laugh? Well I just laughed out loud. Kind of blew your petty little theory out of the water there.

I warned him about that post. Told him everyone would think he was an idiot. He failed to listen. YOur post is the end result just as I expected.
 
I agree, that "Death's Head" guy gives me the "willie's" though.

If I shiver, does that mean I'm gay?
 
Deaths Head said:
If this is the average intelligence of the TK troll, then no wonder you're asses are being owned. So sad and pathetic, kind of like you're existence.

You must be in a group to laugh? Well I just laughed out loud. Kind of blew your petty little theory out of the water there.

The fact that you didn't pick up on the sarcasm really does demostrate the differences between our two boards. The quote in that particular post was from Luci, so it's not my theory you're blowing out of the water, now is it?

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=58809

The above link is listed in the TW links page as "an example of good trolling".

Speaks volumes, dunnit?
 
Ishcabittle said:
The fact that you didn't pick up on the sarcasm really does demostrate the differences between our two boards. The quote in that particular post was from Luci, so it's not my theory you're blowing out of the water, now is it?

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=58809

The above link is listed in the TW links page as "an example of good trolling".

Speaks volumes, dunnit?
Well I suggest you learn the mechanics of sarcasm, what are you doing defending "Luci's" theory so vehemently then? Except for the fact that others pointed out its stupidity as well. I read your original post in response, and it had the same petty bullshit in it, its not like it matters because just about every post I have analyzed contains some form of idiocy. How sad that you are trying to step back and reiterate what you said. Oh well, not that I particularly care since it has no value. You do an excellent job of defeating and humiliating yourself.


Good example of "ishcabbitie" defending the honor of TK by making himself look foolish:

http://www.trollwars.com/forums/index.php?topic=2781.20
 
God I hate retarded noobs.

So is Dick Head the best that TW has to offer or are we going to be graced with some real troll talent from that wannabe site?
 
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